Verner (?) - instant NSC legend

[Grassman]

Maybe he is the illegitimate offspring of Hans Kraay? Hans was plying his trade in the Netherlands in 1981 and would have moved over to us when Verner was 3 or 4? Possibly Verner's mum mentioned daddy had f*cked off to Brighton and it stayed with him in his sub-conscious? So, can I ask Verner a few questions, do you have blonde hair? Do you like pogoing? Do you tackle like a mule?

 

[Werner]

Maybe I tackle like a mule, but for sure I can't sing...

Hans for sure is the Dutch Paul Potts:

 

[fork me]

, so I'll probally have to buy you all a beer then!

That would truly make you even MORE of a legend!