Valentines Day

[Djmiles]

Last Valentines I bought the girl a snickers bar..

I'm on my own this Valentines

She didn't appreciate the snickers?

Bloody women

 

[Lander]

Go to asda in morning, get card, go play snooker for an hour or two, go to meet her get food from asda and drinkage (vast amounts) cook for her, eat, DVD, chocolate, sexytime...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Go to asda in morning

Nah.

Go to Asda in the EVENING. The flowers are REALLY CHEAP by about 9.00pm.

 

[dougdeep]

No expense spared for my sweetheart. (Hope the wife doesn't find out).

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

I'd rather have flowers on any other day of the year!

Is the right answer. Do something on a day when it means something, not because you think you should on the day of the year when it's tokenism of the worst kind.

You've got over 360 other days to choose from when it would be so much more appreciated, FFS lads.

 

[Lander]

Nah.

Go to Asda in the EVENING. The flowers are REALLY CHEAP by about 9.00pm.

Who said anything about flowers

Im getting her card from ASDA!

Im no fool, take down the copper jar and it pays for it self...

 

[Evil Edna]

Good article V.Day
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/feb/11/charliebrooker.relationships

 

[Wilko]

I had to spend 2 hours in the staff room listening to women moan moan moan about their blokes, how they don't ever get it right or do something too tacky or not enough planning or too obvious. When I asked them what they were doing for their fellas they looked at me like shit, one of them even said 'It is a day for us girls' SAKE

 

[Lander]

I had to spend 2 hours in the staff room listening to women moan moan moan about their blokes, how they don't ever get it right or do something too tacky or not enough planning or too obvious. When I asked them what they were doing for their fellas they looked at me like shit, one of them even said 'It is a day for us girls' SAKE

The advantage of not working with women

 

[The Grub]

From a womans perspective.
Both send each other cards and preferably a small gift. I got him a cd last year. Going out to eat is just a waste as it's just tacky and a waste of money. Better to go out any other night. An intimate meal in, preferably where you share the cooking/prep, a few bottles of wine etc etc.

That's ideal for me.

 

[Scotty Mac]

waste of time and utter bollocks