Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Lord Bracknell]

Unisex - What you think you're going to get when you start university.

Even better, if it's Dyslexia - Daily sex.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Diode - Dylan Thomas

 

[Titanic]

Die-cast... having a rear like a butch lesbian.

 

[Jack Straw]

Towel rail - What a northerner's owl perches on.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Crèche - An inconvenient mishap whilst taking the Bentley out for a spin.

 

[catfish]

Jocular - a Scottish vampire.

 

[Superphil]

Wisdom - how I got rid of kidney stones

Asinine - I'll give her boobs an eight, and her asinine.

 

[half time scores]

Miniscule - Creche in Liverpool

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Uxbridge? Pleasant? You really are confused!


Pleasant - what a Chinese person gets on their birthday.

lol l was just trying to be kind to anybody with Uxbridge connections on here. I know all about Uxbridge, having lived for half my life in Staines, at town a few miles down the road.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Paintings - Jamaican torture implements