There once was a giant German
His name was Hünemeier
And in the 1940's
He joined the Luftwaffe
Now Uwe senior had a plan
Flew up the (a)23
And he took his bombs and he dropped them all on shitty Thornton Heath
Good old Grandad Hünemeier
Good old Grandad Hünemeier
He took his bombs and he dropped them all on shitty Thornton Heath