Uri Geller You Prick

[Cheeky Monkey]

Do you know Geller? I suspect not.

Geller is not mad at all.

Sometimes I feel embarrassed as to the posters that contribute towards NSC

You're right, he's not mad, he's an egomaniac lunatic - one minute he won't tell Sky News when he last spoke to Wacko (presumably because Wacko hasn't returned his calls for years) giving the reason "I don't want to talk about personal stuff" and in the next breath he's willingly giving out all this dirt on the bloke.

Rumours that Wacko's premature demise are linked to him having to sit through 90 minutes of 'soccer' at St James Park, Exeter all those years ago have been strongly denied by the spoon bender's camp.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Rumours that Wacko's premature demise are linked to him having to sit through 90 minutes of 'soccer' at St James Park, Exeter all those years ago have been strongly denied by the spoon bender's camp.

Was it ever really established whether the players were moving the ball - or was it Geller ?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Do you know Geller? I suspect not.

Geller is not mad at all.

Sometimes I feel embarrassed as to the posters that contribute towards NSC

And what planet have you come from? Do you come in peace?

Geller comes over as complete fruit cake, always has done and probably always will. He'll be wearing purple tracksuits next.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

GELLER is a FAKE - fact.

 

[Wozza]

GELLER is a FAKE - fact.

And notoriously litigious.

Note: When I say "and", I don't mean I agree with Butterball's comment.