Ur 1st kiss

[pasty]

Wt fk?

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[Cian]

how come any of the rest of us that post from a mobile can type proper text? (also posted from a phone, to prove a point)

 

[Billy the Fish]

Stop typing in that f***ing shit text speak, it doesn't take two seconds to type normally and in any case, what the f*** else have you got to do that the extra 10 seconds of typing will take up.
As for the pulling of the fat bird, well done and get stuck right in lad. Lets face it, your number one aim at the moment is to pop your cherry so don't worry too much about standards. Also fat birds are generally filth, they have to be in order to make up for the fatness and get laid. That in turn is good for learning when you're starting out. I've done a few right munters but they were dirty as f*** and I learned a some good tricks which go down well when you pull a fit bird. So to reiterate: get stuck in.

 

[Yorkie]

Bullies.

 

[Questions]

what a horrid bunch you are................................

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

what a horrid bunch you are................................

*Slaps back of hand!*

 

[RM-Taylor]

Any pictures

 

[Bad Ash]

I love the kiss at the bottom of the message, makes me feel all warm and loved.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THERE AIDRIE MY SON!!!!!

Dont worry about looks though mate, shag her, move on to the next bird. Best get the practice in before you start pulling the fit birds

 

[John Bumlick]

Any pictures

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

As Wozza doesn't appear to be on-line, any objections if I deputise for him? Thanks.

*ahem*........





:thud:

Seconded.

I think Wozza's on honeymoon, by the way.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Just made me choke on my breakfast.

 

[Les Biehn]

Unbelieve. We all have to start somewhere.

Gold?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Well done Adrie. The first of many







































mingers

 

[Les Biehn]

Was she a nice girl?

 

[Les Biehn]

Bullies.