Unitentional Double-entendres

[clippedgull]

Chris Hollins on BBC Breakfast this very morning:

"Paula Radcliffe likes an arse bath...



Ice bath. I meant ice bath!"

 

[Scotty Mac]

my old politics teacher was a LEGEND for producing comments like this

"tony blair likes nothing more than getting behind and ramming it through"
"the cabinet like to have a good thrash out"
"i came across jordan last night"
"tony blair has a very incestuos relationship with his cabinet"

 

[barney]

one of the best lines i've ever heard, sky sports commentator:

"keown's made a mistake, seaman's all over the place"

 

[Frutos]

I think the king of double-entendres has to be the austin powers films

There speaks a man who has never watched a Carry On film.

 

[SussexHoop]

Richard Wilson interviewing Arrabella Weir on Radio 4 tonight ..."I'll come onto your bum in a minute'

 

[csider]

news reader who used to look like a panda said -

'the kunt kentryside'

 

[timbha]

a girl from our IT dept wrote in an e mail

"I'll pop up and check your floppy dick"

 

[pasty]

There speaks a man who has never watched a Carry On film.

Carry On Docter just started on Film4. I was wondering what to do this afternoon.
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