Unfortunate slips of the keyboard

[Gritt23]

Ooops, just done a classic.

I'm particularly prone to a slip of the keyboard when typing something furiously, especially angry. Fingers go too fast for my control and it will therefore include the odd typo.

Just fired off a Mr Angry email at work, having a real go at a couple of people for this that and the other. And at the end of my tyrade of abuse, I have accidentally signed off, by failing to offer my "Regards", I have instead looked like I've thrown in one final insult by finishing with "Retards"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Have done EXACTLY the same. The G and T are next to each other on the keys, to be fair...

 

[Stoo82]

 

[Everest]

Done the same sort of thing before myself.

I meant to write Leon Knight
but it came out as ****

 

[scooter1]

I've done a couple of these recently. I've sent scathing replies when I should have forwarded them on, but I also have a client called Bobby, and for some reason I seem to keep addressing his e-mails, Hi Booby

 

[Easy 10]

I bet there were a few "teh"s in there as well Grotty.
Oops, I mean Gritty.

 

[Gazwag]

I have a couple of times spotted a missing letter when I have typed "count" luckily before it was sent.

 

[Gritt23]

I bet there were a few "teh"s in there as well Grotty.
Oops, I mean Gritty.

Aren't there always?

I did actually do that in the thread title, which seemed appropriate, but I changed it anyway.

 

[backson]

I've written "account" as "acocunt" on more than one occasion.

 

[pasty]

A classic from a few years back, proof reading a document that was bidding for an outsourced print contract, I came across the sentence "Communication across the company may prove difficult with four shit leaders."

The author missed an F out

 

[skipper734]

These are not accidental key strokes. They are your subliminal thoughts that are emerging.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

A classic from a few years back, proof reading a document that was bidding for an outsourced print contract, I came across the sentence "Communication across the company may prove difficult with four shit leaders."

The author missed an F out

Missing F you say, that's obviously "four shit feaders" then ??

Not quite the same, but I once had a little rant mail about someone in the office, and presumably because I had their name in my mind, I sent it to them. Fortunately it wasn't too scathing.

 

[bhaexpress]

Ooops, just done a classic.

I'm particularly prone to a slip of the keyboard when typing something furiously, especially angry. Fingers go too fast for my control and it will therefore include the odd typo.

Just fired off a Mr Angry email at work, having a real go at a couple of people for this that and the other. And at the end of my tyrade of abuse, I have accidentally signed off, by failing to offer my "Regards", I have instead looked like I've thrown in one final insult by finishing with "Retards"

Blinding ! The only ones I can remember were on a mainframe console where if you made a mistake you crash the system

 

[rcf0712]

the amount of times I've typed "nads" for "and" is beyond the realms of mathematics - and the spellcheck we use at work accepts nads, every time - load of bollocks I reckon.......

 

[Juan Albion]

Not sure who had the brilliant idea of putting three vowels next to each other on the keyboard, but in the many reports I have written on games of ice hockey, in my haste some players have been known to do something other than "take a shot from the slot".

 

[KneeOn]

Not sure who had the brilliant idea of putting three vowels next to each other on the keyboard, but in the many reports I have written on games of ice hockey, in my haste some players have been known to do something other than "take a shot from the slot".

I quite like this one!

 

[bhaexpress]

I've had a few good shits.