Two Willies

[On the Left Wing]

We used to have a little Cox in midfield but now we have two big Willies up front.... oh the fun of all the homophobic abuse we will have next season!

Any other suitably named players we should now sign?

 

[Gazwag]

Phil McHunt

We have Dicker at the back with two willies

 

[Lord Bracknell]

ging gang willie willie willie willie willie ... we've got two, we've got two

 

[public school boy]

Fanny Craddock or Vagina Woolf

 

[Norman Potting]

We've already got Wood I believe but will be keep him fnar, fnar.

 

[WATFORD zero]

We didn't go straight from tiny cox to two willies - we had massive wood in the middle

 

[whitelion]

Poke with two willies.

 

[seagullondon]

Poke with two willies.

lol

 

[On the Left Wing]

Poke with two willies.

Poke with two Willies finding Wood

 

[Turkey]

"We've got Willies, we've got Willies, we've got Willies on the pitch"

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Don't forget Battipiedi

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

We used to have a little Cox in midfield but now we have two big Willies up front.... oh the fun of all the homophobic abuse we will have next season!

Any other suitably named players we should now sign?

I thought this guy at Dundee United was worthy of a shout. Few clubs after him this summer as well. I give you David Goodwillie

Dundee United FC - 1st Team

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

That would make three willies, I feel we may be onto something here. A film perhaps ?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Just a shame Julian Dicks has retired!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just a shame Julian Dicks has retired!

He was massive, Dicks.

 

[On the Left Wing]

He was massive, Dicks.

There was a West Ham v Fulham game (must be 20 years ago) when Arthur Cox was Fulham manager and Julian Dicks was the Hammers captain and playing a stinker ... one end of Upton Park was cahnting "Dicks Out" and Fulham fans replied with a chant of "Cox Out" ..... guess you had to be there!