[Sussex] Two men fighting over the last steak and ale pie

[A mex eyecan]

apparently the two combatants have agreed to a dawn duel in the morning. They have already chosen weapons and have settled for pie stools at 10 metres

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Will they be charged with af-Fray Bentos?

 

[lawros left foot]

At least some people are pudding in the effort to keep up standards.

 

[A mex eyecan]

i’m sure there may be legal action coming soon. one said he will suet




lord i’m bored

 

[Blue3]

a cold pork pie caught him right under the eye and Ernie bit the dust

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

At least some people are pudding in the effort to keep up standards.

This. Good to know we can rely on the upper crust

 

[schmunk]

I shopped for my mother in Tesco Burgess Hill this morning and, despite the queues to get in and obvious frustrations, without exception, everyone, staff or customer alike was polite, friendly and patient.

Why on earth would (I assume adult men) fight over a tinned pie. It beggars belief.

It is, however, the singly worst laid out supermarket I've ever had the misfortune to shop in. I'm not sure what it is, but it's just somehow *wrong*.

 

[SK1NT]

If anyone tried to take my pie... i would give them a punch of pies


On a serious note... this is pethetics... wtf is wrong with ppl. Brain dead twats

 

[BN9 BHA]

Will they be charged with af-Fray Bentos?

Oh mate 10/10 for that.

 

[dazzer6666]

Tesco, Burgess Hill

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Piglets deliver to Burgess Hill. All so unnecessary.

 

[Weststander]

Apparently neither of the men liked chicken and mushroom and wanted the steak and ale.

Crashing into elderly people as they fought, someone even lobbed a bunch of bananas at them!



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I wished you filmed it for us on your Pixel 3a.

 

[Goldstone1976]

One shouldn't typecast, I know, but were they short and crusty?

 

[marlowe]

Ah.....apparently they've always been war-like, but I never knew they came as far South as Burgess Hill.

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[maltaseagull]

It is, however, the singly worst laid out supermarket I've ever had the misfortune to shop in. I'm not sure what it is, but it's just somehow *wrong*.

Never been there but don't the various chains always stick to the same layout?

We always did in my day in retail.

 

[TomandJerry]

Never been there but don't the various chains always stick to the same layout?

We always did in my day in retail.

Definitely not the same layout as other Tesco's.

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[dazzer6666]

a cold pork pie caught him right under the eye and Ernie bit the dust

Stale, not cold, and 'in the eye'

 

[dangull]

The Blitz spirit is still alive and well in this country

 

[Hampster Gull]

 

[Sirnormangall]

The same thing happened in Waitrose over the last lobster.

 

[TomandJerry]

The same thing happened in Waitrose over the last lobster.

Just goes to show class difference between a Tesco and Waitrose shopper

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