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[Man of Harveys]

Corrected, because you missed an obvious one...

Are you j-OAK-ing? Can't FIR-kin well believe you did that.

 

[desprateseagull]

but what about a bit of shingle? when does it become a pebble?

then a stone... rock.. boulder ??

 

[Dr Q]

There is an official geological classification for that, which if I remember correctly is granule, pebble, cobble, boulder, but can't remember the actual size ranges.

 

[Trufflehound]

There is an official geological classification for that, which if I remember correctly is granule, pebble, cobble, boulder, but can't remember the actual size ranges.

Are you stoned?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Are you stoned?

Let's just pray that he doesn't start contemplating all the different varieties of grass then..