Turn a TV programme into a porn show..

[NF9]

This isn't one but I bet alot of you are flicking through the programmes trying to find funny ones aren't you? Be honest?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I won't spell it out as I've already said I don't like that word, but it featured Richard Whiteley, Carol Vorderman, and in my version, contains a consonant, a vowel, three more consonants, a vowel and two more consonants.

 

[NF9]

Cúntdown

 

[WhingForPresident]

If he can have that then I'm going to have The Big Snatch

The Big Snatch- Revisited- for me.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Dykes of Hazzard

 

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

Horne and Condom


Titter!! Snork!!

 

[skipper734]

Sexcetera ( I win, I didn't even have to change one letter.)
Calipornication

 

[tip top]

The wright stiff

Goose women

 

[NF9]

The wright stiff

Goose women

Loose is better than goose really though

 

[csider]

Gashes to gashes.......

 

[skipper734]

Yes all right I looked through the listings.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Gay Arnold

 

[siclean]

These mad me chuckle

its the way i tell em !!!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Gay Arnold

What a programme. Justice has not been done with that pun.
I reckon this will be one of those threads that stays on the front page for like, 3 years.

 

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

The Clit Awards

 

[pasty]

Third cock from the bum

 

[AlbionKebabs]

The Gimpsons

 

[Brian Fantana]

Ali McSqueal

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

doctor oooooooooh

 

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

Shaft