Turkey asks a question...

[Biscuit]

"Why do Seagulls attack me when I leave the house?"

 

[Marc]

because they think he is invading their nesting area, you often see Seagulls swooping down and releasing "poo poo" to a bid to divert the "attacker"

 

[Biscuit]

because they think he is invading their nesting area, you often see Sagulls swooping down and releasing "poo poo" to a bid to divert the "attacker"

Whats a Sagull?

 

[Trigger]

Me & Chappers got attacked by a seagull who then released poo which landed between us a couple of weeks ago.

 

[CHAPPERS]

That was a lucky escape for the SCCC firm, the poo landed bang in the middle of us and avoided my lighter and my fags by centimetres.

 

[Yorkie]

The house opposite me has a pair of Seagulls nesting.
As we live on the side of a hill I can see the rooftop clearly.
Last Friday morning there was one small chick, by Saturday there were 3.

Now all three chicks are a third of their parent's size and doing well.

(I haven't been attacked by either Mum or Dad so it must be the look of Turkey they don't like )

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Seagulls HATE Turkeys.

It's a bird thing.

 

[Biscuit]

The house opposite me has a pair of Seagulls nesting.
As we live on the side of a hill I can see the rooftop clearly.
Last Friday morning there was one small chick, by Saturday there were 3.

Now all three chicks are a third of their parent's size and doing well.

(I haven't been attacked by either Mum or Dad so it must be the look of Turkey they don't like )

When I first read that I thought it said "The horse oppisite has a pair of Seagulls nesting. Quite amusing actually.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[Braders]

Seagulls HATE Turkeys.

It's a bird thing.

 

[B.M.F]

Perhaps they had heard you were a closet Palarse fan

 

[timco]

http://www.defra.gov.uk/corporate/consult/welfarecode-turkeys/index.htm