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[Pavilionaire]

"Spurs season tickets - NOW ON SALE!"

 

[Spider]

No autographs, I already told you I'm not 'Cat Stevens'

 

[R. Slicker]

Kevin Phillips was desperate to sign for Spurs,. He wouldn't leave the club secretary alone.

 

[cannedheat]

Stop thief, he has nicked my go kart tyre.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Raflad1984 is chased off NSC and into Childish Ramblings.

 

[Tenngull]

Autograph hunter chases Weird Al during kosher remake of Eat It video as MJ tribute.

 

[Insel affe]

Jewish builder legs it after having the cheek to ask for payment after building dodgy wall.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sadly, Nathan Jones' latest fashion statement looked to be about as successful as his previous attempts

 

[Insel affe]

No ! No ! Stop wait its my watch thats ticking loudly, not my heavy weight body warmer honest guv !!

 

[defrocked priest]

No autographs, I already told you I'm not 'Cat Stevens'

THE WINA"

 

[defrocked priest]

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[NMH]