Traumatic office incident

[clapham_gull]

Superb stuff, really brightened up my day.

I havent laughed so much at work since er.. about 6 months ago when someone told me the a story of a young lady being caught by her friends being sexually active with a dalmation.

 

[biggles]

i think you have caught windowlickers syndrome

 

[Robot Chicken]

The word "honk" is woefully underused

 

[Nottseagull]

Superb stuff, really brightened up my day.

I havent laughed so much at work since er.. about 6 months ago when someone told me the a story of a young lady being caught by her friends being sexually active with a dalmation.

Do you mean a dashing young man from the Dalmation coast of Croatia, or are we talking "Spotty Dog"?

 

[clapham_gull]

Do you mean a dashing young man from the Dalmation coast of Croatia, or are we talking "Spotty Dog"?

One of the lucky 101

I don't want to stay the glory away from the brilliant story above, only to say it involved what can only be described an caninelingus.

Quite classy with a dalmation though, could have been a Jack Russell which would have very very wrong...

.. although probably technically easier.

 

[Nottseagull]

I have a large stain on my crotch, and my screen, phone and keyboard are covered in tea....

That serves you right for all the times you and Taybha have caused similar calamities

 

[KNC]

I did the same with beer this evening. How embarrassing was that!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I did the same with beer this evening. How embarrassing was that!

Seems this is not so uncommon - last night, I too experienced the same as Easy10 whilst eating a sticky toffee pudding (not drinking tea). My ordeal was perhaps slightly less dramatic as I remained snot-less and the audience were only 3 close family and a friend of the missus.

 

[Easy 10]

My desk is all sticky this morning. Looks like some got in the mouse as well, its not rolling too well.
However, I am proud to announce that I have successfully negotiated TWO mugs off tea today since 8am so far without incident.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

My designer was working in an office the other week, he said he opened a door for a young girl whom he had always found very attractive. At that very moment he had a coughing fit that he described sounded just like wierd moaning sex noises, he also had to quickliy make his excuses and quickly leave the office.

 

[champion7]

I'm in no fit state to work now. My eyes are all watery, and I can still taste tea mixed with stomach acid. I'm a MESS.

Any excuse to go home early as it's Friday,i know your trick Easy.

 

[Marshy]

another f***ing BRILLIANT post, described once again in superb fashion

mr 10, you never fail to amaze

Get off your Knees Mr Mac