Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

Register Log in

Translation for Cockneys



K

Kent Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,062
Tenterden, Kent
This has probably been posted on here before, but as we have had several West Ham fans on here in recent weeks and as we like to encourage them to join in the conversation on NSC, it's only fair to help them translate posts to a language they understand.

Click this link for the translator http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
 




B

B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Or if you are from essex
> ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.
>
> ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon,
>She'll
>have an art attack."
>
> ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya free
>fazzund
>times to clear up yer room."
>
> BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers
>at
>a
> club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."
>
> BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.
>
> BAVE - To wash oneself.
>
> BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?"
>"Boaf"
>is the reply.
>
> BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.
>
> CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva
>letter from the cancel."
>
> CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.
>
> CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with
> mayonnaise.
>
> CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
>
> DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.
>
> DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.
>
> DANSTEZ - On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.
>
> DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next
> race?"
>
> EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit
>efty."
>
> EJOG - A small, spiky animal (hedgehog).
>
> ERZ - Belonging to her.
>
> EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent
>geezer, usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."
>
> EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.
>
> FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.
>
> FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.
>
> FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 - 1990.
>
> FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I
>ad it
>off wiv fingy last night."
>
> FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
>
> FOR CRYIN AT LAAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or
>surprise.
>E.G. "For cryin at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?"
>
> GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer
> good."
>
> GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.
>
> GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near
>the
>grand."
>
> HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
>
> IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.
>
> IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made
>last
>munf's a bit iffy."
>
> INT - Indirect suggestion. " I gave Darren a sort of int that it
>was
>time to wash iz feet."
>
> IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels.
> "That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."
>
> JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."
>
> JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"
>
> JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing
> that?"
>
> KAF - Eating house open during the day.
>
> KAFFY - A girl's name.
>
> LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."
>
> LARJ - Enjoying oneself.
>
> LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
>
> LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.
>
> MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
>
> MAFFS - The study of numbers.
>
> MANOR - Local area.
>
> MINGER - An unattractive person (usually woman).
>
> NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come
>rand but changed er mind. That was a narra escape."
>
> NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as
>janartamean).
>
> NEEVA - Not one nor the other.
>
> NES - National Elf Service.
>
> OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.
>
> OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.
>
> ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."
>
> OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."
>
> PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front
>but
>they got a padda puff defence."
>
> PACIFIC - Specific.
>
> PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.
>
> PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.
>
> PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.
>
> PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.
>
> QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."
>
> RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.
>
> RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."
>
> REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I
>couldn't
>'elp it. I was on the reband from Craig."
>
> ROOFLESS - Without compassion.
>
> SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.
>
> SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.
>
> SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.
>
> SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."
>
> TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan
>tan
>to eye up the talent."
>
> TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.
>
> TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that,
>Darren,
>she's well top evvy."
>
> UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an
> ug."
>
> UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.
>
> VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or
>services. "I
>got a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."
>
> WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."
>
> WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.
>
> WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".
>
> YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating
> circumstances."
>
> YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.
>
> ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.
> "Craig,
> I must've told ya a fazzund times already." "Don't zaggerate,
> mum."
 


Juan Albion

Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Jul 9, 2003
31,413
Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo
Damn, I thought this was going to be a Smiley Culture thread...

Cockney say scarper. We say scatter

Cockney say rabbit. We chatter

We say bleach. Cockney knackered

Cockney say triffic. We say waaacked!



Cockney say blokes. We say guys

Cockney say Alright? We say Ites!

We say pants. Cockney say strides

Sweet as a nut... just level vibes. Seen?
 


K

Kent Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,062
Tenterden, Kent
West Ham v Brighton match report (cockney version ) HERE
 








B

B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Lord Bracknell said:
eh?
Click to expand...
Sorry Lord B nicked this of an ammers site :shootself
 


D

dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
ass reel smart, innit.
 






jevs

jevs

Well-known member
Mar 24, 2004
4,362
Preston Rock Garden
Kent Seagull said:
This has probably been posted on here before, but as we have had several West Ham fans on here in recent weeks and as we like to encourage them to join in the conversation on NSC, it's only fair to help them translate posts to a language they understand.

Click this link for the translator http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
Click to expand...

Why would i want a translator.....I live in Lewes !!!

My BHA supporting m8 came back from the Boleyn on saturday by train and said there was more west ham going to Worthing than BHA supporters.

Very strange how so many thicktons seem to think all the west ham fans live in east london.
 


G

Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,715
Uffern
Juan Albion said:
Damn, I thought this was going to be a Smiley Culture thread...

Cockney say scarper. We say scatter

Cockney say rabbit. We chatter

We say bleach. Cockney knackered

Cockney say triffic. We say waaacked!



Cockney say blokes. We say guys

Cockney say Alright? We say Ites!

We say pants. Cockney say strides

Sweet as a nut... just level vibes. Seen?
Click to expand...

Excellent; someone else remembers that - a fine record. Whatever happened to Smiley?
 




K

Kent Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,062
Tenterden, Kent
Re: Re: Translation for Cockneys

jevs said:
Very strange how so many thicktons seem to think all the west ham fans live in east london.
Click to expand...

Sorry, I thought that glory hunters supported big Premiership clubs , not shitty little clubs that can't even beat teams like Brighton! :lolol:
 




G

Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Brian - Resort of the sarf coast, far superior to Sarfen.
 




You must log in or register to reply here.
Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports

Share this page


Top
Link Here