Tragic news - do not read if easily upset

[Dick Knights Mumm]

your woman needs to exercise your grey matter as well as your trouser tackle, 15 minutes , 3 times a week of thrusting

30 minutes, 5 times a week surely ........................................

 

[Normal Rob]

The mission is on to find a lookalike of Laura Kay.

 

[Yorkie]

Preston - GIVE THE FRENCH BIRD A CALL TONIGHT MATE.

And if she's got any sense she'll tell him to get lost.

 

[Uncle C]

The couple insisted their relationship was genuine and denied they had rushed into marriage.



Please stop this, my sides are hurting.

 

[Jimbo26]

They apparently talked at length for 5 minutes about the future of their marriage. That is what I call commitment. Tossers...both of them !!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

the French bird turned up to his eviction night from BB and he told her the next day the wedding was off, strange behaviour from Preston.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I saw 'em together up town not 4 days ago.... they looked happy as larry then

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

We only need Peter and Jordan to split up and then we will all give up on love

 

[Bry Nylon]

Preston lives in Brighton, he might read this tonight.

You need to be in Brighton to read NSC??

I must have a MAGIC computer, US!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

http://www.theargus.co.uk/display.var.1536359.0.chantelle_blames_marriage_breakup_on_brighton.php

"Celebrity Big Brother star Chantelle says her marriage to Preston ended because she loathed living in Brighton and Hove...."

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Couldn't they have just moved

 

[Silent Bob]

"And being in Brighton I had nothing. I had no family, no friends and it was a really hard."

"I do believe that if we'd lived in London things would have been better."


Yeah, Brighton to London is such an epic trek.

 

[Napper]

bet she did better out the divorce than he did