Turn it round Brighton!
Make these Stockport wankers fall apart! (x2)
And we know our stadium's shite
But we won't be here forever
And we won't win but we might
At least we'll lose together
No we're not great but we're alright
And we'll keep on getting better
We can keep on clearing balls off the line
We'll score one on the counterattack one of these times
Sometimes we pass the ball like we're playing in the dark
But one of these days we're gonna play you off the park
I really think that we might!
Play you off the park tonight
Play you off the park...
Once upon a time we were two leagues above
Now we keep on falling apart
But we're still in League One
Thanks to Old Gary Hart
Once upon a time I'd have left the wife
To see us kick a ball in the park
If we still know how to play
Now'd be a good time to start
Going along with the "gayest club in the world" theme, we should have a pink away kit and we should sing "It's raining men" everynow and then aswell. People already think we're gay, let's have a sense of humour about it.