Top tip! Albion/Spurs half and half scarf

[Two Professors]

Hopefully,some of The-Wise-And-Terrific Albion supporters will buy these souvenirs,and prove some miserable,moaning people wrong

 

[NMH]

Instead of wearing one of these, simply write "T-W-A-T" across your forehead.

Others will think no less of you, and you'll save yourself £7.50.

Don't be stupid - it's a tasteful commemorative for a historic occasion.
You don't have to buy it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How about some gifts for the family Wozza?

That's more like it!