Top 3 greatest crisps in the world

[Twinkle Toes]

Who's Waino and where can I talk to him about crisps?

He's your near-doppelganger chook (in a crispy kinda way, like). Be afraid!

 

[The Modfather]

Nik Naks - either, spicy or spare rib

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

He's your near-doppelganger chook (in a crispy kinda way, like). Be afraid!

On paper we seem close, but Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies? That's like saying I'm close to a German. We're both European, but he's WRONG.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Golden Wonder Sausage & Tomato; a rare 70s delicacy

 

[Twinkle Toes]

On paper we seem close, but Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies ? That's like saying I'm close to a German. We're both European, but he's WRONG.

Ohhhhhh mai wee, mai wee Mr Kopf: but I fancy you're dissin' the Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies in a knee-jerk stylee. I think you'll find they're a fusion nibble, with bags of tangy attitude & Joie de vivre. Don't tell me you don't speaka da lingo - coz I can see you're clearly close to spicy, tubular nirvana. Maybe you need to eat 2 packets at once to 'feel the force'?? If you do run the gauntlet, just make sure you've got a packet of Ready Salted close at hand so as to negate the brutal double whammy. You have been warned...

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Ohhhhhh mai wee, mai wee Mr Kopf: but I fancy you're dissin' the Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies in a knee-jerk stylee. I think you'll find they're a fusion nibble, with bags of tangy attitude & Joie de vivre. Don't tell me you don't speaka da lingo - coz I can see you're clearly close to spicy, tubular nirvana. Maybe you need to eat 2 packets at once to 'feel the force'?? If you do run the gauntlet, just make sure you've got a packet of Ready Salted close at hand so as to negate the brutal double whammy. You have been warned...

I don't understand anything you just said, but I am in complete awe and surrender to your every demands.

 

[bobby smith]

Ohhhhhh mai wee, mai wee Mr Kopf: but I fancy you're dissin' the Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies in a knee-jerk stylee. I think you'll find they're a fusion nibble, with bags of tangy attitude & Joie de vivre. Don't tell me you don't speaka da lingo - coz I can see you're clearly close to spicy, tubular nirvana. Maybe you need to eat 2 packets at once to 'feel the force'?? If you do run the gauntlet, just make sure you've got a packet of Ready Salted close at hand so as to negate the brutal double whammy. You have been warned...

 

[Race]

the new tescos finest Duck and hoisin with spring onion. was still sniffing my fingers the next morning (ooo-er matron!)

 

[Thanet Seagull]

1. Cheese and Onion Hula Hoops

2. Salt and Vineager Hula Hoops

3. Ready Salted Potato Chips Sticks

 

[public school boy]

Niki Lauda's ears and lips. Very crispy!!