Top 20 jokes on Twitter

[Comedy Steve]

PS only until the end of Tuesday until voting finishes. One joke has already been deleted for being nicked!

Vote now on the highlight 5K Gag!

 

[mistahclarke]

@mikelegend Police caught two kids, one drinking battery acid & one eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

and yet this one is still there??

 

[mistahclarke]

and this!

@jcche Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Done. I'd like a Galaxy Ripple please, straight from the fridge.

 

[beardy gull]

Done.
Werther's Originals please.
Rich & creamy & uncommonly good.

 

[Tomnorthi]

Done
Kitkat Chunky please

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Done, happy belated bday.

 

[Jim D]

.....One joke has already been deleted for being nicked!

Vote now on the highlight 5K Gag!

Only one? I've heard 1, 2, 4, 5, 8 and 18 before - probably on TV. I'm sure if you google them you'll find the originator. Anyway, I voted for yours - good luck.

 

[sten_super]

er, is it me, or has number 6 now been deleted?

 

[Stoo82]

Oh dear...

 

[tottenhamseagull]

OK, but he's never been that good after he left Everton.

Blackburn Even

 

[Titanic]

Where's No 6 gone??