Top 20 jokes on Twitter

[Comedy Steve]

Hi everyone

I recently got selected for one of the best 20 Twitter jokes here:

Vote now on the highlight 5K Gag!

Pleeeeease can you vote for a fellow brighton fan, at number 6? You can vote for more than one (and more than once!) but I'd really appreciate it.

It's my birthday today, so consider it your present to me!

If I win I will send you sweets. This is not a gimmick.

So..

1. Go here Vote now on the highlight 5K Gag!
2. Vote for number 6
3. Tell all your friends! (to do 1. and 2.)

Remember - there's sweets involved! Let me know your confectionary preference below.

Stephen

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Done.

Peanut M&Ms please

 

[les dynam]

done.

 

[Stoo82]

Done. Happy birthday and I would like a wispa please.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Done. mmmmmmmMalterers.

 

[Pantani]

Done. I don't eat sweets Steve a beer will do instead.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

As Les Dynam appears to not want any goodies, can I also have a twix. Thanks.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

done
cherry tictacs

 

[Everest]

Done.

Happy B/day

Blackcurrent Spangles please, and can you get them from here

 

[Braders]

like it

and done

Chocolate Limes please

 

[skipper734]

Done. Cadbury milk chocy please. Any size.

 

[Mendoza]

my boot scootin baby is drivin me crazy....



DONE

 

[Comedy Steve]

done
cherry tictacs

They do cherry tictacs?!?

Thanks everyone. Am stocking the tuckshop. Please send out to your friends as well, to enhance your chance of free sweets!

 

[Seagulltonian]

Done. Happy birthday and I would like a wispa please.

What he said

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

done. peanut lion bar please.

 

[Djmiles]

Done.

 

[desprateseagull]

http://twitter.com/#search?q=5kgag

done, though the klingon one by http://www.twitter.com/brendandodds (currently #10) did me in, too

curly wurly/ white toblerone.

 

[Simster]

Done. Cadburys Wispa please.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Done

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

Lion Bar