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Top 10 worst one hit wonders











Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,115
I might have to retract my nomination of the St. Winifred's School Choir as worst one-hit wonder of all-time because I've just discovered they were also backing singers to Brian and Michael's "Matchstick Men and Matchstick Cats And Dogs", also a one-hit wonder, also No. 1, also criminally shite.

Imagine that - you're 10 and you've already had 2 No. 1s.

Mum: "Jennny! You're fish fingers are on the table!"
Jenny: "f*** all beetch, I'm off to Spagos with Enimen and Sir Cliff!"
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,061
Lancing
Michelle Blue Whale McManus was a beast but the song wasn't that bad. Also the one and only was an ok song wasn't it, surely ???
 






tedebear

Legal Alien
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Jul 7, 2003
17,008
In my computer
Did the pineapple song get to number 1 here? Absolutely dire - and anyone who plays it at their wedding should have their head examined!!
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,061
Lancing
This is a joke surely, Crash Test Dummies song was magnificent.
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap by Middle of the Road blasts all of those out of the way on it's way to no 1. Total and utter dross by a band who's name summed them up perfectly.

Men at Work were a class band, saw them at the Brighton Centre
 












zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
22,601
Sussex, by the sea
classic Gareth 'daily mail' Glover :lolol:

Ashford and Simpson have probably been involved in as many hits as GG's had bets :rolleyes:

Terrence Wig-on should definitely be there the floral dance is disgraceful
 


D'Angelo Saxon

SW19ULLS
Jul 30, 2004
3,097
SW19
That Live Aid single may have raised loads of money for a good cause, but it was f***ing AWFUL.
 


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