toothache

[Redhead]

what about sitting between a Reading and Norwich fan arguing over who's the bigger club, pretty painful.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

what about being tied down to the dispatch box, as michael howard caresses your neck with a piece of sand paper, and anne widicombe fondles you with a pair of gloves covered in shards of glass

what wouldnt i give to be spat at in the face.

sorry, wrong sketch.

what wouldnt i give tobe tied down in the dispatch box as michael howerd carressed my neck with a piece of sandpaper while anne widdecombe fondled me with a pair of gloves covered in shardes of glass.

so long as there were no animals involved
and this toothache would f*** off

 

[Scotty Mac]

That's WORSE than toothache?

Sounds like a bloody good night out to me

i think if it was mike doing the fondling it would be a good night out