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Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
24,405
seagullion said:
is there anything fuckin worse?:down:

a rusty nail through an erect penis must come pretty close
 


Drumstick

NORTHSTANDER
Jul 19, 2003
6,958
Peacehaven
seagullion said:
is there anything fuckin worse?:down:

Throat Infection When just swallowing water hurts and when you cough! Oh dear! :eek:


But got over it now :bounce:
 


Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,895
on a pig farm
yeh yeh, and getting strung up by yer nipples with cheese wire. :lolol:
 




Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,895
on a pig farm
Fragmented Badger said:
See you know the answer - why ask??:lolol:
cos a jar of pain killers and a bottle of vodka later and im still in pain



hang on though, think its working, starting to feel a bit sleepy:p :yawn:
 


Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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a large piece of dynamite being strategically placed into your rectum must be pretty nasty
 


ali jenkins

Thanks to Guinness Dave
Feb 9, 2006
9,896
Southwick
having to sit next to kev for an entire season watching the Albion, whilst paying £400 for the privilage!

that must be painfull!:shootself
 




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1066gull

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ali_jenkins123 said:
having to sit next to kev for an entire season watching the Albion, whilst paying £400 for the privilage!

that must be painfull!:shootself
I dunno if I cry for you or laugh at you:lolol:
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
a sculpted penis wrapped with barbed wire being thurst down your throat cant be that pleasant
 


Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,895
on a pig farm
Fragmented Badger said:
You'd be surprised. On the other hand, a life size papier-mache model of Richard Madeley covered in llama excrement being thrust into your backside, whilst an Ivorian man forces his finger into your stomach (via your throat) has really got to hurt.:ohmy:
no it dont :love: :lolol:
 






Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
24,405
what about being tied down to the dispatch box, as michael howard caresses your neck with a piece of sand paper, and anne widicombe fondles you with a pair of gloves covered in shards of glass
 


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