Too much too young

[Parson Henry]

You done too much, much too young...

 

[REDLAND]

You're married with a kid,

 

[Parson Henry]

when you could be..

 

[Barnet Seagull]

watching the albion

 

[Parson Henry]

having fun

with me!!

 

[REDLAND]

when you should be..

why have we missed out the first verse then

 

[Parson Henry]

You done too much much too young
You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me
You done too much much too young
Now you're married with a son when you should be having fun with me

Don't wanna be rich, don't wanna be famous

Ain't he cute, no he ain't
He's just another burden on the welfare state

Call me immature, call me a poseur
I'll to spread manure in your bed of roses
Don't we wanna be rich Don't we wanna be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you

You done too much much too young
Now you're chained to the kitchen making currant buns for tea

Ain't you heard of the starving millions
Ain't you heard of conraception
Do you really wanna go with the sterilization
Take control of the population boom
It's in your living room
Keep a generation gap
Try wearing a cap

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Not as good as...

If you ever hear a noise in the night
Your body starts to sweat
It shakes and shivers in fright
You go and sleep with your mother
She hates your guts
She knows that you love her
So she holds you tight
All through the night
Until the broad daylight
And when she doesn't come home
You have to sleep alone
Then you wet your bed
And I think that's sad
For a girl of nineteen
It's more than sad
It's obscene!
One, two

And your girlfriend
Sweet little seventeen
She's got her layered hair
And her flared jeans
You know what that means?
She's just a little queen
She shares your London flat
She thinks that London's where it's at
Although it stinks
And when it rains you wear your hat
And your plum coloured PVC wet look maxi-mac
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun
You're the ugliest creature
Under the sun!

One, two
Go!

And you think it's about time that you died
And I agree, so you decide on suicide
You tried but you never quite carried it off
You only wanted to die in order to show off
And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me
You're even wronger than you'd normally be
And the only things you want to see are kitsch
The only thing you want to be is rich
Your little pink up-pointed nose begins to twitch
I know, you know
You're just a little bitch!

One, two

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I take it you are going to the Dome then Richie??

 

[Parson Henry]

Not as good as...

If you ever hear a noise in the night
Your body starts to sweat
It shakes and shivers in fright
You go and sleep with your mother
She hates your guts
She knows that you love her
So she holds you tight
All through the night
Until the broad daylight
And when she doesn't come home
You have to sleep alone
Then you wet your bed
And I think that's sad
For a girl of nineteen
It's more than sad
It's obscene!
One, two

And your girlfriend
Sweet little seventeen
She's got her layered hair
And her flared jeans
You know what that means?
She's just a little queen
She shares your London flat
She thinks that London's where it's at
Although it stinks
And when it rains you wear your hat
And your plum coloured PVC wet look maxi-mac
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun
You're the ugliest creature
Under the sun!

One, two
Go!

And you think it's about time that you died
And I agree, so you decide on suicide
You tried but you never quite carried it off
You only wanted to die in order to show off
And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me
You're even wronger than you'd normally be
And the only things you want to see are kitsch
The only thing you want to be is rich
Your little pink up-pointed nose begins to twitch
I know, you know
You're just a little bitch!

One, two

Yes of course..no doubt you lived and experiened Ska first hand.

I bow to you

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I shall be at the dome yeah.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Yeah me to. Lets hope that all those chavvy birds will have forgotten about big f***ing brother and preston/chantelle...

 

[REDLAND]

I shall be at the dome yeah.

The Slackers at the Concorde will be Brightons finest SKA gig this year

FACTO !!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

When are the Slackers playing?

I imagine the Dome will be full of tosser trendy types and chav birds when the Ordinary Boys come to town. Bloody Big Brother.

 

[Rougvie]

I imagine the Dome will be full of tosser trendy types and chav birds when the Ordinary Boys come to town.

At least they may sell a few tickets for gigs now.

I heard they were about to get booted by the record company before Presto had his little brainwave.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I dont think the Big Brother was motivated by that. I saw him last year while Big Brother was on and he said back then how much he was fascinated with it and wanted to go on it.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Do the Dog..............not the Donkey!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't watch that, watch THIS (2 Tone era's finest moment - on luvverly 12" vinyl)

Mirror in the bathroom
please talk free
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
that's got glass tables
You can watch yourself
while you are eating.
Mirror in the bathroom
I just can't stop it,
Every Saturday you see me
window shopping.
Find no interest in the
racks and shelves
Just a thousand reflections
of my own sweet self, self, self...
Mirror in the bathroom
You're my mirror in the bathroom
You're my mirror in the bathroom
You're my mirror in the bathroom...
Mirror in the bathroom
recompense
For all my crimes
of self defense.
Cures you whisper
make no sense
Drift gently into
mental illness.
Mirror in the bathroom
please talk free
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
that's got glass tables
You can watch yourself
while you are eating.
Mirror in the bathroom
Mirror in the bathroom...