Too Many Disgusting People Moving Into God's Own Postcode (BN1)

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I just got told off. Don't quite believe it. I been away all week, doing a deeply shitty contract job in FoxyPuckenSlough. Got home and been in about two hours. Had a bite to eat, posted on NSC, poured a glug and had Sugababes playing in the corner about quarter volume. Five minutes later the bunny-boiler IBM project manageress who bought the flat downstairs at auction for about four times what it's worth for investment purposes is banging on me door asking me to turn the music down.

What's a boy to do - turn BN1 over to The Home Counties Property Investors? - or just tell them to f*** RIGHT OFF AND DIE?

(Rhetorical question - of course I turned the music down, being a nice kind of bloke - still wish she'd f*** RIGHT OFF AND DIE AYE?)

Brighton for the Brightonians!

 

[Sam]

btw, you should have turned the music up!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Good call Sam - got me bunnies to think of tho...

 

[berkshire seagull]

Tell the snotty bitch to piss off as a quarter is very acceptable!
Whinging cow they make you sick,so don't tolerate it anymore and send turkey over to scare her.

 

[Sam]

Tell the snotty bitch to piss off as a quarter is very acceptable!
Whinging cow they make you sick,so don't tolerate it anymore and send turkey over to scare her.

shes probably just a fcukin NIMBY in disguise!

Sambo

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ah! Who needs the Samaritans when you got NSC!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Or maybe she needs a good seeing to

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wouldn't touch her with YOURS Berks...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Believe me Ali, you wouldn't want to go there...

 

[Sam]

she fit? age?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Thin, 25-30, brunette, ebbs bad vibe paranoia from every pore. Zero sense of humour. Has a fuckin Siamese cat ferfucksake. WAY too close in every respect to me ex-missus. Fair freaked out now... Roll on Satday & Beam Me Up Scotty

 

[Froggy]

you could have turned it into eastenders. all u need to do is kill her cat and then she'll organize a book group and let off firworks for Divali!!!

btw- how pointless is that storyline?!

 

[Citrus]

 

[JEM]

put on some Led zep at top volume and make her beg for mercy!

I holeheartedly agree with this this action.

 

[bhaexpress]

Tom, tell the desease ridden slapper to 'f*** OFF'. Apologies for the profaninty but I have worked with scum like her in the past.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Good call bhaexpress - watch this space!

 

[bigc]

I live in BN1 but I dont have anyone like that near me, thank god

 

[The Oldman]

Put on some classical music loud and when she complains about that ask her what the heck type of music she does want

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Hmmmm,.....

Brighton for BRIGHTONIANS...

Lewes for LEWESIANS...

Glasgow for GLASWEGIANS...

Edinburgh for EDINBURGERS...

Clackmannanshire for CLACK....MANN...AN...SHIR..IANS??

You're Welsh and you know you are!!!!