Billy the Fish
Technocrat
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?390481-Maupay-Song
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?390283-Song-for-Cucerella
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?389933-Song-for-Cucurella
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?382592-Song-for-lamptey
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?382149-Song-For-Lallana
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374712-Maupay-song
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374852-Song-for-Potter
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?375367-Do-we-have-a-song-for-Alzate-yet
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?375046-Trossard-Song
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374735-What-No-DUFFY-SONG
http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?373601-Duffy-song
That's just from page one of a title search for 'Song' you will also find efforts in every new signing thread.
My point is, the lack of decent songs is not because no one on NSC has tried to come up with anything.
I think the point is that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Far more people have sung about Tony Boom having a **** than the cumulative total every song you've linked to. The main reason being they're probably devised by some bobble hatter who sits on their hands in the east stand every game. It's one thing writing a poem on NSC, getting it to stick is actually very difficult.