Tommy Elphick

[Ben Dover]

My gf's in love with tommy elphick.....not that i blame her.... but its annoying!

 

[sir danny cullip]

How unfortunate!

 

[Halftime Oranges]

fixtures.....

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he looks well cheeky


his brother looks like that drug rapist guy from hollyoaks

 

[1066gull]

Off topic, but still its about players being attractive...

I am surprised CKR is still single. IF I was a girl, or possibly gay I would be after him like a shot.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

^quote of the week^

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Mccammon would RIP you to bits.

 

[junior]

I am surprised CKR is still single. IF I was a girl, or possibly gay I would be after him like a shot.

I cant believe you wrote that.You do ask for it sometimes!

 

[Rangdo]

Ok, if you had, or simply wanted, to shag any Albion players, who would you go for? My top 5:

1) Wayne Henderson - A bit of a pretty boy, with a soft, smooth Irish accent, a lovely pair of legs, and a gorgeous girlfriend who could film it all. He can 'command my area' any day.

2) Sam Rents - Just for the name

3) Mark McCammon - Let's face it, we are all thinking it, this boy HAS to be hung like a donkey.

4) Richard Carpenter - From time to time, you cant beat a bit of experience. Ok, he might not be the most stunning, but I bet he could teach us all a thing or two.

5) Michel Kuipers - see Mark McCammon

And to think, other teams fans have got the nerve to chant that we are gay. Where do they get their ideas from?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hart is the fittest

 

[Scotty Mac]

He can 'command my area' any day.

a quote first used towards keith of steyning i believe!

i cannot honestly believe people are overlooking federico. i mean, hung like a horse doesnt apply here. he must be like a gaping elephant

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Not sure why a spit roast hasnt been mentioned? Mccammon and "Hot lips" Gatting would be my choice.

 

[fatboy]

So am I

 

[Man of Harveys]

I think even the match programme once made mention of Richard Carpenter's substantial collection of antique cocks.

 

[Rangdo]

What about Oatway. Perfect if you're into freaky bald alien types.
Also, Jakey would make a good bitch I reckon.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i bet frutos is tiny