Tomasz Kuszczak Limerick Competition

[Davemania]

Kuszcack was driving, toward Ipswich Town,
"Hola eees Gus", made him turn around.
Ipswich fans, they did cry,But some things money can't buy,
Like OUR keeper, you fat scouser clown.

Made me laugh

 

[Davemania]

Kuszcack was driving, toward Ipswich Town,
"Hola eees Gus", made him turn around.
Ipswich fans, they did cry,But some things money can't buy,
Like OUR keeper, you fat scouser clown.

Made me laugh

 

[Winker]

When Tom joined the lads on the coast
He made an unenviable boast
"Without further malice
We will shit on the Palace
And then we will serve them on toast"

 

[Guy Crouchback]

The time for submitting limericks has just passed; now it's time to cast
your votes. Voting will end in 48 hours, starting as of now. I shall calculate
the votes then and announce the winner.

I would like to thank everyone who took part in the competition.

Cast your votes by quoting your favourite limerick (each NSC member
can vote for only one limerick).

 

[Weretheweststand]

tomasz kuszczak is guarding our net
so i guess it's a very good bet
that a positive g.d.
Is what gus wants to see -
and if not he'll be very upset.

^my vote^

 

[SeagullSongs]

I only saw this thread a few minutes ago, damn holidays!

Our keeper didn't cost us a penny,
Their penalties - he has saved many,
Born somewhere in Poland,
Moved to sweet, Sussex lowland,
But he could've gone to Abergavenny!

 

[Guy Crouchback]

I only saw this thread a few minutes ago, damn holidays!

Our keeper didn't cost us a penny,
Their penalties - he has saved many,
Born somewhere in Poland,
Moved to sweet, Sussex lowland,
But he could've gone to Abergavenny!

It's only 12 minutes after the deadline, so I allow this limerick
into the competition. *but that's the last one*

Gotta catch some z's.

Good luck everyone!

 

[Guy Crouchback]

The leader so far is withdeanwombat with a total of 1 vote.

Cast your votes, please!

 

[rool]

Kuszczak Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak Kuszczak

I vote 100 times for this

 

[Guy Crouchback]

I vote 100 times for this

I'm afraid each member is allowed to cast only one vote, Rool.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Big Tom's our new keeper it's true
We just snapped him up from Man U
He's Premier League class
And he knows how to pass
With a Pole in our goal we're top 2!

My vote.

 

[pasty]

When Tom joined the lads on the coast
He made an unenviable boast
"Without further malice
We will shit on the Palace
And then we will serve them on toast"

1 vote for [MENTION=12129]Winker[/MENTION]

 

[Dougie]

I've entered this limerick about the pole ,
to win a phrase book with words needed to know ,
When he takes a goal kick ,
He'll get plenty of stick ,
I'll abuse him in polish from behind the goal !

^
My favourite .

 

[withdeanwombat]

Tomasz Kuszczak's a very good bet
to become a real star in the net,
And I'm sure he'll impress
but it's all just a guess
' cos he's not played a game for us yet.

And so it gets put to the test,
Which of the limericks is best?
I can't vote for me
Just not done d'ya see

But this is the best of the rest !

 

[MattBackHome]

And so it gets put to the test,
Which of the limericks is best?
I can't vote for me
Just not done d'ya see

But this is the best of the rest !

I appreciate your adjudication,
But I can't offer reciprocation.
'Cause although they're quick witted,
the rhymes you've submitted
show that you don't need help with translation!

 

[super-seagulls]

Gus Signed the big pole on a free
And Brighton fans all danced with glee
but when he concedes
he better not read
all the shite written on NSC

1 vote

 

[bristo]

The Communist bloc on the whole
On the world placed a terrible toll.
Now it's all so uncertain
We've no Iron Curtain

But at least we have Khrushchev in goal.

Clever....gets my vote

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

At United he was left off the bus
So a phone call came winging from Gus
Not a PIG or a Poke
Or a Brez that will choke
But a Pole in the Goal just for us.

This gets my vote

 

[KJP]

Just a reminder: today is the last day to submit your limericks,
and tomorrow the voting starts.

When I came to this post in the thread I read it asthough it was a limerick

 

[dorset gull]

At limericks watch us all dabble
And join in the goalkeeping babble
We can't spell his name
To pronounce it's the same
And we don't want his letters in Scrabble.

WithdeanWombat secures my vote.