Tom Hark - the new lyrics

[wehatepalace]

its bloody terrible!!!!

what poor lyrics!!

Cant we have backing vocals by "The North Stand Chat Choir??"

I,d still buy it though just to get us mentioned on the charts!

 

[Everest]

Excellent!!!

Can i be in teh video to please?

To please who though?

 

[Mr Popkins]

The North Stand chat sheep are bleating again!!!!!

The lyrics are poor and dont really ryme. IMHO

Atilla , I could come up with better lyrics but quite frankly I cant be arsed!!!!

but all this said, I will still behind the song 100%. i dont really think it matters what is said just as long as were in the charts.



"Stay bloody sitting down if you want falmer"!!!
(unless you want to p1ss the stewards off, telling you to sit down!)

 

[Patcham BHA]

Can I suggest the word "scumbags" instead of "bastards" in the first verse? Got to keep it family-friendly.
I only want to be in the video if I can dress up as Leo Sayer - otherwise you can forget it.

 

[Biscuit]

Can I suggest the word "scumbags" instead of "bastards" in the first verse? Got to keep it family-friendly.
I only want to be in the video if I can dress up as Leo Sayer - otherwise you can forget it.

You can be Leo Sayer if I can be Brain May?

Deal?

 

[Storer68]

Presumably it will be played after every goal at Withdean..............................

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

can I wear a skirt on TOTP and a big hat with cream on the top, and dance like a fool and then lie down rolling around on the stage. Oh, and I play a mean spoon if that helps.

PS Popkins, go on mate, be arsed, write better lyrics than that and post on them on here. and we'll have a bloody good look at them.

BAA BAAAAA BAAAAAA

 

[Icy Gull]

Love it

 

[Turkey]

I'll film the video.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Ohh Bracknell can be the base!

If you mean that everyone can stand on me, then no.

If you mean bass, I'm no Paul Robeson

If you mean Bass, mine's a pint.

 

[Cian]

If you mean Bass, mine's a pint.

You *SURE* you're not Bertie Ahern?

 

[dougdeep]

Sounds good to me.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Atilla , I could come up with better lyrics but quite frankly I cant be arsed!!!!

We want Pende
We want Pende
We want Pende
We want Pende

?

Doesn't scan. And anyway we don't.

 

[Seagull's Return]

Speaking as another lyricist, how do you make 'stadium' rhyme with 'Gillingham'?

Final vowel of both is a schwa, followed by an "m"; to reinforce the effect, both words have the same number of syllables and syllable stress.

Dull AND pedantic? I forged a career out of it.

 

[Lush]

Does anyone still use the word abhor? Might across okay in poetry, but not convince it'll work when sung....

We’re stuck in an athletics track that we all hate
Like playing in Albania Division Eight!


Sorted.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bagsies vocals

 

[attila]

Good one!

Or

We're stuck in an athletics track, it's such a bore
Like playing in Albania Division Four...

I'm off up north gigging all the rest of this week (Hull, Stockton, Sunderland) but I'm going to try and find out if Skint will do it.

If they will, I reckon it's a goer. If Bob will go for it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Johnny Helmer was on the identikit line-up on Never Mind The Buzzcocks last night - so he might well be up for it

 

[david]

You've got to keep 'bastards' in. Anything less, and the strength of feeling towards how much we hate them for putting us in this situation will be lost. You can always bleep it out, which would make people listen to the lyrics harder anyway as they tried to work out what is sung.

 

[dougdeep]

What's wrong with abhor, it's a great word.