Tom Brighton, Clyde

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

imagine gerald asamoah running at you and shouting in german


i think i'd actually do a massive POO in my pants

I wouldn't, I'd bend over right there and go YES COME ON BIG BOY! GIVE IT TO ME! YESSSSS! WHO'S THE DADDY! AAAHHH YEAH

 

[mona]

Christ on a bike, if you signed every player that has been suggested, we'd have a squad of about 67 players....

Then all we'd need would be Barry Fry to manage the team as he had a squad like that at B'HAM.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I wouldn't, I'd bend over right there and go YES COME ON BIG BOY! GIVE IT TO ME! YESSSSS! WHO'S THE DADDY! AAAHHH YEAH

i reckon he has some WELL GOOD fetishes


like eating dead dogs or something

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Eating dead dogs is nothing dude, that's sooo last year.

Roman showers combined with necrophilia is all the rage now.

 

[Silent Bob]

Asamoah? Tom Brighton. ffs!

Asamoah has struggled for years and is tiny. Brighton is unproven at any level and has failed in English football. Do you guys just make this shit up?

You'll exscuse me if I ignore the opinion of someone who though Guylian Ndumbu-Nsungu would be a good signing and would score more than any Brighton player.

 

[bhaexpress]

But he's called BRIGHTON. Sign him QUICK, unproven players rock my WORLD. You never know, they MIGHT be the next Zamora.

Haven't we had enough 'Ones for the future' ?