Todays Joke

[The Timekeeper]

Lesbian joins weight watchers.
The lady running the class explains to her you are what you eat
Lesbian says ' are you calling me a twattwattwattwat'

 

[Les Biehn]

I have never even been to weight watchers.

 

[Nibble]

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my f***ing dick.

 

[Les Biehn]

Where was Granma when the lights went out?

In the dark.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

What's blue and doesn't fit?






A dead epileptic.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

When a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?