To the person whose seat I snapped in West Stand Upper.....

[Chesney Christ]

.... I apologise sincerely.

In the sheer excitement of our 93rd minute winner tonight, I stood on a chair in the row in front and somehow managed to snap the back of the seat off (#fatbastard).

However, what I didn't do was........

Come into your house, rape your Grandmother to DEATH and put my foot through your telly whilst gunning down your newly born baby. So, you and the three people sat with you didn't need to look at me like you were about to cry then call the police. There was 1 minute remaining and your seat will be replaced by the club (oops sorry club as well).

I apologise for my over-exuberance but if a snapped chair is enough to make you look so HORRIFIED I would suggest a place in the family stand will be more to your liking then the relatively "visceral" experience of the WSU.

Its a football match.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Vandal.

 

[Beach Hut]

Don't worry I have just texted a certain number

 

[Questions]

.... I apologise sincerely.

In the sheer excitement of our 93rd minute winner tonight, I stood on a chair in the row in front and somehow managed to snap the back of the seat off (#fatbastard).

However, what I didn't do was........

Come into your house, rape your Grandmother to DEATH and put my foot through your telly whilst gunning down your newly born baby. So, you and the three people sat with you didn't need to look at me like you were about to cry then call the police. There was 1 minute remaining and your seat will be replaced by the club (oops sorry club as well).

I apologise for my over-exuberance but if a snapped chair is enough to make you look so HORRIFIED I would suggest a place in the family stand will be more to your liking then the relatively "visceral" experience of the WSU.

Its a football match.

They only looked at you......calm down dear.

 

[W.C.]

hmmm don't think I'd be posting this little nugget of information on a public message board!

 

[HASSOCKS-BHA]

More excitement than we've had in the East Stand Upper all season...!!!

 

[Chesney Christ]

They only looked at you......calm down dear.

It was a look of pure terror.

 

[Chesney Christ]

hmmm don't think I'd be posting this little nugget of information on a public message board!

Well, they know where I sit and what I look like (I have a season ticket) so if they want to report me they don't need to come on NSC to discover my identity do they?!

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

If its not fixed by the Bolton game will you offer your seat to them ?

 

[bha100]

.... I apologise sincerely.

In the sheer excitement of our 93rd minute winner tonight, I stood on a chair in the row in front and somehow managed to snap the back of the seat off (#fatbastard).

However, what I didn't do was........

Come into your house, rape your Grandmother to DEATH and put my foot through your telly whilst gunning down your newly born baby. So, you and the three people sat with you didn't need to look at me like you were about to cry then call the police. There was 1 minute remaining and your seat will be replaced by the club (oops sorry club as well).

I apologise for my over-exuberance but if a snapped chair is enough to make you look so HORRIFIED I would suggest a place in the family stand will be more to your liking then the relatively "visceral" experience of the WSU.

Its a football match.

c'mon don't disrespect the family stand now, if you had done that there you would have got a bag of wine gums shoved right up your jacksy! you got off lightly.

 

[Chesney Christ]

hmmm don't think I'd be posting this little nugget of information on a public message board!

Well, they know where I sit and what I look like (I have a season ticket) so if they want to report me they don't need to come on NSC to discover my identity do they?!

 

[Albion Dan]

Think you will be getting a nice bill for a new seat from the club mate.

 

[Chesney Christ]

If its not fixed by the Bolton game will you offer your seat to them ?

Its only fair isn't it.....

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Its only fair isn't it.....

Good man

 

[Hyperion]

Well, they know where I sit and what I look like (I have a season ticket) so if they want to report me they don't need to come on NSC to discover my identity do they?!

Claim Epilepsy. Job Done

 

[T soprano]

At one stage though you were putting it under your jumper as a souvenir
If looks could kill mr chesney he was not a happy chappy

 

[Chesney Christ]

At one stage though you were putting it under your jumper as a souvenir
If looks could kill mr chesney he was not a happy chappy

Haha! Funny thing is my first thought was "shit.... apologise" then when I saw they were all close to tears I thought "oh f*** you then, grow up."

My days of standing on a chair to celebrate are now over..... lesson learnt.

 

[W.C.]

Well, they know where I sit and what I look like (I have a season ticket) so if they want to report me they don't need to come on NSC to discover my identity do they?!

I didn't mean them, more the club. Obviously it will probably be fine, but better safe than sorry

 

[SK1NT]

Haha! Funny thing is my first thought was "shit.... apologise" then when I saw they were all close to tears I thought "oh f*** you then, grow up."

My days of standing on a chair to celebrate are now over..... lesson learnt.

Lay off the pies and you can still stand on a chair to celebrate

 

[SB005]

.... I apologise sincerely.

In the sheer excitement of our 93rd minute winner tonight, I stood on a chair in the row in front and somehow managed to snap the back of the seat off (#fatbastard).

However, what I didn't do was........

Come into your house, rape your Grandmother to DEATH and put my foot through your telly whilst gunning down your newly born baby. So, you and the three people sat with you didn't need to look at me like you were about to cry then call the police. There was 1 minute remaining and your seat will be replaced by the club (oops sorry club as well).

I apologise for my over-exuberance but if a snapped chair is enough to make you look so HORRIFIED I would suggest a place in the family stand will be more to your liking then the relatively "visceral" experience of the WSU.

Its a football match.

I think you need to really work on your goal celebrations! You sound like a NUTCASE ;-)