To some of the so called Palace fans?

[El Presidente]

Soapy tit wank is OK but they've got to have the face to match otherwise you may as well get 2 balloons and a tub of marge.

I think you have just given Looney an idea...

 

[Trufflehound]

I would love to shag a ginger girl.

Even the blonde ones will claim they're a bit ginger after the fifth time in a night...