Tip Toe Through The North Stand !!!!

[sten]

'My old man said be a palace fan said f**k off boll**ks your a c**t;
We took the holmsdale in half a minute, we took the holmsdale and all the palace init'

 

[B.M.F]

can't believe no one has mentioned the "ooh ooh the caveman crew" yet

 

[chez]

Celery, celery if she dont come, tickle her bum with a lump of celery

 

[pasty]

We went up Wembley in 83
To beat Man United and make history
Robbo was through and he passed it to Smith
The stupid Scots bastard was pissed and he missed
and we're Brighton and Hove Albion....

 

[London Calling]

This is my favourite and probably always will be:-

Knees up Brighton Town
Knees up Brighton Town
Top of the table you must go
Ee-I-ee-I-ee-I-oh
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up knees up
Don't put the breeze up
Knees up Brighton Town

Oh my, what a rotten song - SHIT !
What a rotten song - SHIT !
what a rotten song - SHIT !
Oh my, what a rotten song
what a rotten singer, too-ooh-ooh!

NOW THAT SONG COULD GENERATE A SURGE

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

go left go left go left right left..........

go left go right go pick up the step go left go right go left

Classic days!

 

[shingle]

empire, could be either

hello hello, Brighton are back (repeat)

or

hello, hello we are the brighton boys, and if you are a palace supporter surrender or you'll die, we all follow the albion

aah those halcyon days

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

empire, could be either

hello hello, Brighton are back (repeat)

or

hello, hello we are the brighton boys, and if you are a palace supporter surrender or you'll die, we all follow the albion

aah those halcyon days

I havent heard those songs in years!!!

 

[Braders]

empire, could be either

hello hello, Brighton are back (repeat)

or

hello, hello we are the brighton boys, and if you are a palace supporter surrender or you'll die, we all follow the albion

aah those halcyon days

two of my faves

the first one needs to be chanted loudly at our first game at Falmer

 

[surrey jim]

what about the

brighton boys we are here were gona shag your women and drink your beer...


nothing like singing that in some run down northern town

 

[John Boy]

Maybe statto could post his rap on here

 

[surrey jim]

or the statto rap

no one can remember the words (except the legend himself)

but the accompanying song:

we all follow the albion,
even though they're crap,
cos when we go to away games,
statto does his rap!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Appeal for release turned down in 2005 and still inside 40 yrs on I believe. His sentence was 30 years.

Last month, he apparently applied for a judicial review of the parole board's failure to consider his case, now he's served 40 years. He's 70 years old now.

 

[Statto]

or the statto rap

no one can remember the words (except the legend himself)

but the accompanying song:

we all follow the albion,
even though they're crap,
cos when we go to away games,
statto does his rap!

Ill post it later.

 

[pasty]

what about the

brighton boys we are here were gona shag your women and drink your beer...


nothing like singing that in some run down northern town

Followed up with a swift rendition of....

I go down pub
I drink ten pints
and I get really plastered
Then I go home
and beat the wife
'cause I'm a northen bastard

 

[Screaming J]

Not as good a song as;

Georgie Best's a fairy
And so is Alan Ball
But as for Ted McDougal he's the queerest of them all.

You've never seen anything like it in the recent or the past
There's nothing he likes better than a **** stuck up his ****.

On a similar theme, does anyone remember:-

Lee loves Bell
Bell loves Lee
Lee and Bell love Summerbee

With a nick nack paddywack
Give a dog a bone
why don't City f*** off home

 

[3gulls]

Who remembers the one sung in the north stand (not sure how often) about some cop killer!

Something like

joe bloggs is our friend, is our friend, is our friend
joe bloggs is our friend, is our friend, is our friend
He kills coppers.

Never knew the full story and certainly cant remember the name of the bloke.

Harry Roberts, and its "is our mate"!

 

[3gulls]

On a similar theme, does anyone remember:-

Lee loves Bell
Bell loves Lee
Lee and Bell love Summerbee

With a nick nack paddywack
Give a dog a bone
why don't City f*** off home

"Loves"? Its bumed!

 

[3gulls]

empire, could be either

hello hello, Brighton are back (repeat)

or

hello, hello we are the brighton boys, and if you are a palace supporter surrender or you'll die, we all follow the albion

aah those halcyon days

"palace supporter"? its "Palace fan"!

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

I was walk down the high street,
When I heard foot step behind me,
There was Palace fan wearing a scarf.
So I kicked him in the goollies,
And he layed down by side,
He wasn't dead so I stamped on his Head,
Now he is dead

HaHAHA HEHEHE I'm a Brighton Boot Boy you won't touch me.
HaHAHA HEHEHE I'm a Brighton Boot Boy you won't touch me.