Ticket Office & Uncle Dick's Tat Emporium Relocating Across Queens Road

[e77]

I know, thats why we are in the relegation zone with the worst home record in the entire professional football league of Englandshire

I blame Adams still for playing Virgo without fail

Sadly the club seem more ambitious when it comes to retail than football.

 

[e77]

They could try looking at other clubshops, you know, the ones that proper, professional clubs have. Ones that don't sell jumble tat, that only your Mum or Nan buy you at Christmas, merely beacuse it has an Albion logo and, so you being an Albion fan, are bound to like it. You assure them you will wear it, knowing that it's gonna sit in a drawer somewhere, just in case they ask where it is. Until such time as you feel safe to give it to the British Heart Foundation shop, or maybe Scope, or Oxfam even.

The club shop should be a prime source of continued income, but whoever is the buyer is completely out of touch.

Presumably the new shop might try to rectify this?

I do agree that the current club shop does have some tat in it although the same can be said about some Premier League club shops (I have been to Arsenal and Chelsea's shops).

 

[clapham_gull]

Doug Loft memory stick anyone?

I want one of those, I really do.

How much are they ?

 

[The Large One]

Presumably the new shop might try to rectify this?

I do agree that the current club shop does have some tat in it although the same can be said about some Premier League club shops (I have been to Arsenal and Chelsea's shops).

Agreed. There is some nasty stuff in there. Striped waiscoats anyone?

But most football club shops are like that. More imagination required - methinks.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

What would you like to see at the club shop then?

I agree it's mostly expensive rubbish at the moment

 

[clapham_gull]

I went for the Wayne Henderson version, but it wouldn't save anything.

Brilliant

What about the Brighton Manager version that performs really well for a year, then wipes everything from memory only to replaced with really old documents that were great at the time but are absolutely no use to you now ?

 

[The Large One]

What would you like to see at the club shop then?

I agree it's mostly expensive rubbish at the moment

I don't know right now - I haven't got that level of imagination creeping through me at present. Alright, let me see.

Anything mod-ish, clothes-wise. Notwithstanding the fact I am not mod size, I would like a smart Ben Sherman-made 'Oxford-style' button-up Brighton shirt.

A new 'Good Old Sussex By The Sea' T-shirt. My ones sold OK, but perhaps a re-design that I can offer the shop might be in order.

More historical framed pictures of The Goldstone / past players / action shots that haven't been seen before

Coffee bar - if there's room (or is that naff)?

f*** it, I don't know. More thoughts later...

 

[house your seagull]

it's so easy to take the piss out of the shop ...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I want one of those, I really do.

How much are they ?

£6.99

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Sadly the club seem more ambitious when it comes to retail than football.

I would say they are level pegging.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

The quality of the merchandise went rapidly downhill once Nick Rowe left.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Why, what did they used to have that was better?

 

[Easy 10]

I went for the Wayne Henderson version, but it wouldn't save anything.

First LOL of the day. Good work

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Doug Loft memory stick anyone?

Why has he got no SHORTS on

 

[clapham_gull]

Why has he got no SHORTS on

He has they are pulled up very high.

However with his interface hanging out like that, perhaps it's actually the Dean Saunders version.

 

[house your seagull]

Why, what did they used to have that was better?

the skint records stuff was a bit cool, remember those sun hats? and the lush lumberjack hats too ... very cool. those were good days, and i believe that nick rowe was at the club at that point.

 

[Austrian Gull]

the skint records stuff was a bit cool, remember those sun hats? and the lush lumberjack hats too ... very cool. those were good days, and i believe that nick rowe was at the club at that point.

Left my sun hat in a taxi - I almost cried when I realised I'd lost it. They used to stock much better baseball caps, too.

Am currently wearing a blue Albion polo shirt to work - very roomy XL even for my portly figure!

 

[junior]

Doug Loft memory stick anyone?

Has someone made that up with photoshop or do they realy sell that shit?

I only ever go in there to get the odd ticket and never look at any of the shop stuff.

 

[Uncle Buck]

The quality of the merchandise went rapidly downhill once Nick Rowe left.

It is not like you need an experienced commercial manager, with ideas from other sectors. Far better to give the role to a nephew.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

do they realy sell that shit?

Yes. Yes they do.

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