Ticket office staff very rude

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Right, I'm back. Did I miss anything?

In answer to the above;

1. Possibly, a little.
2. Post a couple of pictures and I'll let you know.
3. I guess that's probably not true.
4. Glad you're feeling better.

You live in Eastleigh, it says it on your thing!

I reckon I could track you down in a one horse town like that!

Actually, my mum is quite fit, but is knocking on a bit, and she lives in France with a bloke i think is gay, so I will ask how she is fixed, you never know.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You live in Eastleigh, it says it on your thing!

I reckon I could track you down in a one horse town like that!

Actually, my mum is quite fit, but is knocking on a bit, and she lives in France with a bloke i think is gay, so I will ask how she is fixed, you never know.

I guess you're right. Just look in the Eastleigh phone book, under 'Kraay'.

Define 'knocking on a bit' and we can discuss this further.....

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I guess you're right. Just look in the Eastleigh phone book, under 'Kraay'.

Define 'knocking on a bit' and we can discuss this further.....

You see KFC, if we were bigger men, like Frank, by now we would be round at each others mum's houses trying to climb in the window, not being all gentlemanly about it, asking for pictures and personal introductions.

*Tsk* what is the world coming to, when we can't even indulge in a bit of harmless "I've done your Mum up the council" on a public message board.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I don't have a problem with going round there, although you might have to lend me the air-fare. It's just that I'm not prepared to take your word for it that she's fit. Thus I will have to wait for the pics.

I have to say that I find it very slightly diconcerting that you have even given consideration to whether your Mum is fit or not!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I don't have a problem with going round there, although you might have to lend me the air-fare. It's just that I'm not prepared to take your word for it that she's fit. Thus I will have to wait for the pics.

I have to say that I find it very slightly diconcerting that you have even given consideration to whether your Mum is fit or not!

It's my oedipus complex KFC, That and all my mates fancying her when I was a younger man.

seriously though, I think loaning you money so you could fly to France and have it off with my mum would concern me more.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Thats a sentence I never thought I would write.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

seriously though, I think loaning you money so you could fly to France and have it off with my mum would concern me more.

Bollocks. It was worth a try.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Yes, and more of a worry is it being a "Loan", like you would pay it back at some point, "Here Hillbilly, theres the £100 I owe you from that time I did your mum."

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yes, and more of a worry is it being a "Loan", like you would pay it back at some point, "Here Hillbilly, theres the £100 I owe you from that time I did your mum."

Don't worry, you'd have got it back. I was going to ask her for it!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Right I'm off again now - got to do a stock count, in the warehouse.

I'll be back in 2 hours, and expect the pics to be available.

Bye.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Don't worry, you'd have got it back. I was going to ask her for it!

Thats even worse!! can I have £100 to pay back your son, who lent it to me so I could fly to Limoges and have it off with you!!


What would that say about me!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Right I'm off again now - got to do a stock count, in the warehouse.

I'll be back in 2 hours, and expect the pics to be available.

Bye.

I will leave pics and flight tickets in the bin behind the warehouse.

Hope your stock count goes well, sounds exciting!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

As this perhaps slightly unsavoury topic refuses to go away, isn't it about time we had a smiley for NSCers who are trying to shag other NSCers' mothers? We could call it "the motherfucker".