Thursday Caption competition

[Northstander]

 

[Meade's Ball]

Picture Makes Meade's_Ball Wince.

 

[Scarface]

A bad workman always blames his tools!

 

[Soton Seagull]

Jungle Fighter commander misunderstands request to show his drill moves

 

[Bigtomfu]

nolberto solano often went to drastic measures to ensure he was "unfit" to travel with Peru.

 

[Marc]

Tattoo artist wanted for not "colouring in"

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

The Indonesian version of Changing Rooms was abruptly cancelled when it emerged one of the handymen had been fibbing about his qualifications.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Nolberto's understanding of Tongue and groove woodwork went slightly wrong...

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Instructions for the B&Q "Build Yourself A Totem Pole" were hard to follow.

 

[Hampden Park]

i said lick your wounds
not wound your licks!!!

sea sea seasiders

 

[Northstander]

 

[pasty]

Exclusively available on The Shopping Channel

New DIY Tongue Piercing Kit

 

[Northstander]

 

[lincs seagull]

The rumours that west hams where tooled up for the chelsea game seemed to have some truth

 

[Easy 10]

When asked why he drilled through his own tongue, the maori tribesman told waiting reporters:

"tho thraty thisslsh threll thollol aah thro"

 

[Seagulltonian]

"Extreme Piercings" set for Sky One cancellation, after contestents pull out, as the first player comes up with a good-un'!!

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Northstander]

When asked why he drilled through his own tongue, the maori tribesman told waiting reporters:

"tho thraty thisslsh threll thollol aah thro"

 

[Harold]

Peruvian TV's Changing Rooms find a "not so handy" Andy.

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Wickes (Archer) sponsor Pride 2005.

Well, they would wouldn't they?