Three word story........

[Wardy]

being a useless

 

[Gazwag]

twat but he's

 

[Wardy]

in fact worse

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

than my nan

 

[El Presidente]

in her Zimmerframe

 

[NMH]

gesticulating effervescently while

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

peeling raw turnips

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

with her knees

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

behind her ears

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

and her arse

 

[Gazwag]

in your face

 

[Hiney]

whilst her tits

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

turned blue with

 

[Gazwag]

low oxygen intake

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

as he was

 

[Bakesy]

gasping for breath

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

while he beat

 

[Wardy]

his kid brother

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

upon her large

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

set of new