This weeks caption competition

[catfish]

Bloom takes the plunge....

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Exclusive - Jurgen Klinsmann to join Brighton.

 

[Norman Potting]

A caption involving "hot tub" and "Gullys' Girls" was forming in my mind - but I went and had a cold shower!

 

[Doc Lynam]

Sam Allardyce ask's for every club to install a urinal that can fit his manhood.

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

"No no no, Gus said he wants us to go on a massive run at the Amex this season, not massive Drum"

 

[Stuart Munday]

New toilet facility created to avoid excess queues at half time in the North Stand.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I thought it was a cunningly disguised trampoline to encourage the squad to be an aerial THREAT next season

 

[Willy Dangle]

New Emergency escape route for West Upper is installed, it will be tested this weekend with 3000 jehovah witnesses.

do not panic as there are 2 St Johns ambulance personel on standby.

 

[cloud]

Dunk can probably explain what the pool is for

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

JCLs on the stadium tour can now savour The Withdean Experience.

 

[Winker]

Piglet's Pantry admit recipe cock-up for their new blueberry pie...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A new pool has been installed for the Gullys Girls wet T-shirt routine.

 

[Seasider78]

Brighton install new corporate box for Michael Barrymore

 

[Waynflete]

"But the ticket office assured me when I booked my seat that I definitely wouldn't get wet."

 

[Worthing exile]

Gus prepares for the 7 subs rule.