This should amuse you

[CHAPPERS]

grubby

From the same guy that did the spider email.

 

[dahdevon]

f***ing brilliant!!

 

[strings]

Is this by the same gut that writes the timewaster diaries?

 

[pishhead]

I particularly liked this bit.

Also, I read somewhere once that cockroaches can survive a nuclear attack so I have been collecting the dead ones and intend to glue several thousand to the walls thereby ensuring my survival should Cyberdyne Systems become self aware between now and when the lease runs out.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

This one has had me literally crying...

Jeff and his magic spandex pants

 

[CHAPPERS]

Blockbuster Employee of the Month

 

[sten_super]

This sounds rather like my office...

colour coded coffee cup cleaning chart

 

[strings]

This one has had me literally crying...

Jeff and his magic spandex pants

That is brilliant!

 

[the right footed denilson]

He's brilliant.
I love the one about his new neighbours party. You can just feel the guy getting more and more riled.


From: Matthew Smythe
Date: Thursday 11 Dec 2008 3.02pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: R.S.V.P.

WTF? No you cant borrow my car and there is no f***ing 3B. I reckon you are that guy from Apartment 1. You are not coming to my house warming and you are not bringing any of your friends. What the f*** is wrong with you The only people invited are friends and family I told you that. It is just drinks there is no f***ing fancy dress and only people i know are coming! I dont want to be rude but jesus f***ing christ man.

 

[Bluejuice]

That is f***ing AWESOME.

Brings to mind some of the angry exchanges I've had with letting agents.

It also shows that these people are just as humourless in the US as they are here.

Ah the Letting Agent, lowest possible member of society, how we laugh at you

 

[Bluejuice]

I love the way that some of his ranting correspondence actually gets results like with the school punishment of his son and the Blockbuster late fees.

The man's a genius

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"subject: nom nom nom"

with a picture of the shark eating the man

superb

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Ok.

 

[pishhead]

That is f***ing AWESOME.

Brings to mind some of the angry exchanges I've had with letting agents.

It also shows that these people are just as humourless in the US as they are here.

Ah the Letting Agent, lowest possible member of society, how we laugh at you

A pendant writes, I think he's Australian actually!

 

[daveinprague]

its old, but made me laugh...the hotel soap saga...
Think its been revealed as a mythical story but funny still..

// Current

 

[MJsGhost]

Brilliant!

 

[Bluejuice]

A pendant writes, I think he's Australian actually!

I think you mean PEDANT but you are right he is from Australia

 

[Papa Lazarou]

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Ok.

you missed the last exchange, which is the icing on that particulat metaphorical cake:

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

The middle one.

 

[Gwylan]

It's been on NSC before, I think Wozza posted this one

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

They all made me laugh though - I wasted half a morning reading them

 

[Simster]

He's brilliant.
I love the one about his new neighbours party. You can just feel the guy getting more and more riled.


From: Matthew Smythe
Date: Thursday 11 Dec 2008 3.02pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: R.S.V.P.

WTF? No you cant borrow my car and there is no f***ing 3B. I reckon you are that guy from Apartment 1. You are not coming to my house warming and you are not bringing any of your friends. What the f*** is wrong with you The only people invited are friends and family I told you that. It is just drinks there is no f***ing fancy dress and only people i know are coming! I dont want to be rude but jesus f***ing christ man.

Absolutely top drawer that one. I love the way he finishes by saying he' bringing a pinata.