this just in

[Potters mate]

Religious types, whats that, what is this "religion" you talk of, some new modern idea??

Its just some fad, i'm sure it wont catch on.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

As as for those four long haired louts from Liverpool with there loud noise they call music, they will never get anywhere

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Is one of the other two signings we are close to, Michael Owen??

 

[Rugrat]

Is one of the other two signings we are close to, Michael Owen??

Mate of mine in the know reckons it's looking unlikely now

 

[Manx Shearwater]

That's a shame, he could do a job.

 

[Woodchip]

This Faraday chap is just a magician.

 

[Triggaaar]

Gus Poyet to sign for the Albion.......imminent!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is he going to West Brom?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

What's all this about a flaming comet heading for earth?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Mate of mine in the know reckons it's looking unlikely now

Still in with a chance of bagging Heskey though.

 

[public school boy]

The Normans have just landed. IT MUST BE 1066

 

[piersa]

What was that bang i just heard? (apologies to religious types)

Cannot see it lasting too long. There would have to be millions of foolish lemmings that were willing to follow that idea without asking questions. Hang on a minute.................................