This joke made me laugh

[Durlston]

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Bigish"
"Bigish who?"
"Not today, thank you."

 

[Bry Nylon]

I kind of doubt Rick Astley is THAT into Pixar films anyway. I'd have him pegged as more of a sci-fi fan.

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of sci-fi films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Planet of the Apes, Men in Black II, The Matrix and War of the Worlds, but I'm never gonna give you Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines."

I'm not sure if that works, to be honest.

Maybe he prefers Richard Curtis penned Rom-Coms?

 

[Spicy]

Sorry didn't even make me smile.

 

[SUIYHP]

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of sci-fi films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Planet of the Apes, Men in Black II, The Matrix and War of the Worlds, but I'm never gonna give you Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines."

I'm not sure if that works, to be honest.

Since when did people want to see Terminator 3?

 

[Gazwag]

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of sci-fi films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Planet of the Apes, Men in Black II, The Matrix and War of the Worlds, but I'm never gonna give you Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines."

I'm not sure if that works, to be honest.

Maybe he prefers Richard Curtis penned Rom-Coms?

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Richard Curtis rom-com films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Four Weddings, Notting Hill and Bridget Jones, but I'm not giving up on love (actually)"




Giving Up on Love - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Werner]

Never gonna give..

Another one

Best first post ever

 

[stu7878]

In what the Irish describe as their worst ever plane crash disaster, a small 4 seater plane crashed into a cemetary near Dublin today. Irish detectives have recovered 1812 bodies so far.

 

[wahoo]

Agreed. And it's nice to read a joke on here that doesn't contain bad language and isn't about genitalia or people going to the lavatory.

I could tell that to my mum. Well, apart from the fact that she doesn't know who Rick Astley is, the names of any of his hits or the names of any Pixar films.

f***ing funny joke made me larf my f***ing head off , i laughed so hard i shit myself

 

[stu7878]

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I cant pronounce my F's or Th's when I talk.
Doctor: Well you can't say fairer than that