Things you've done and not been proud of.

[Meade's Ball]

When i was 12, i told other people at school that i had visited London, gone to get the tube and sat on a midget who was too small for me to have seen. He'd screamed as i crushed his tiny limbs and craved my forgiveness matched by my distance.

Nothing true. What a boner i was. From that point onwards, i felt lying was my finest tool.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

That one was for a reason.....





event?

 

[gripper stebson]

Every year me an my missus send a random friend a very gushy christmas card from a fake couple they have never heard of.

Don't get to see the reaction but can imagine it's quite funny!

I can thoroughly recommend it!

x

 

[Lammy]

I posted "FIXTURES" to one of Woodchip's jokes, even though i'd never seen it before and it hadn't been on here.




edit.........found it........http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65671&highlight=first+fixtures

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

event?

Event what?

 

[Billy the Fish]

A couple of months ago my flat mate couldn't pay the rent so, after a few beers, I pissed in his shampoo. I'm actually quite proud of that though

 

[enigma]

Kinky, thats f***ing inspired. Hats off to you.

 

[bhaexpress]

Event what?

'evnent yew goat sermtheng bitter tew dew ?

 

[Easy 10]

I wiped bogies on my 10 year old sons pillow while he slept.
(He'd farted in my face earlier in the evening, and I said I'd get him back).

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Every year me an my missus send a random friend a very gushy christmas card from a fake couple they have never heard of.

Don't get to see the reaction but can imagine it's quite funny!

I can thoroughly recommend it!

x

 

[Pevenseagull]

a fat bird called Michelle

 

[looney]

I once told a work co-worker that his girlfriend was a slag and only with him for his money. To be fair he took it quite well. She on the other hand gave me a hefty slap.

It always makes me wonder why some people will bad mouth someones otherhalf and expect them not to tell, after all they are in a relationship.


Are you an egomaniac that thinks someone will keep your cofidence against a loved one or are you just dumb?


I once told my mate it was embarrasing when we were out and his girlfriend was present, she was present when i said it. She went nuts. She was a pig. My mate was well shot of her aeventually and no I dont regret it.

 

[looney]

Nothing true. What a boner i was. From that point onwards, i felt lying was my finest tool.

I have found being bluntly honest can be fun to, see my post above.

 

[1066gull]

Told my ex I had a std when i didnt and it was best if she got checked out.

When I was 13, I was gulliable. Someone rang me, in the impression of this girl I liked. It was never her, but a guy who hated me pulling a prank.

Despite the number being different to hers, I rang back saying how much I loved her and shit. I than rang her real number and she didnt no what the f*** I was on and hanged up. I ran back several times on her phone, right up to midnight.

She was well frigging scared, and its something that I would never forget or be proud of!

 

[Easy 10]

When I was 13, I was gulliable. Someone rang me, in the impression of this girl I liked. It was never her, but a guy who hated me pulling a prank.

Despite the number being different to hers, I rang back saying how much I loved her and shit. I than rang her real number and she didnt no what the f*** I was on and hanged up. I ran back several times on her phone, right up to midnight.

She was well frigging scared, and its something that I would never forget or be proud of!

I'm not really sure where to start

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm not really sure where to start

As soon as I read AVDM's post I knew he would regret it, be gentle with him please !

 

[Easy 10]

As soon as I read AVDM's post I knew he would regret it, be gentle with him please !

Think I'll leave it actually.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

An ex-housemate of mine had a bust up with his girlfriend who had cheated on him.

Cos she lived so far away she was always staying at ours and none of the other lads liked her. Infact we despised her.

When he was away for a weekend she sent him a letter apologising that she had cheated on him and wanting to get back together with him.

House meeting was called and subsequently the letter burnt.

 

[NMH]

I forgave someone for doing something against me, on the grounds that I thought they were a friend who had simply 'slipped'.
The person became a 'Christian'.
They then proceeded to become self-righteous, and get worse every time I dealt with them.
I wished I had never overlooked the first sign of trouble, and have now withdrawn 'forgiveness' and replaced it with the threat of active aggression - for which he has now shut up.

I am leaning towards distrust of people claiming organized religion, the whole lot are dodgy, and hide their foibles behind it as an excuse.

 

[Bono]