Things you've done and not been proud of.

[bhaexpress]

I was thinking of something to get the day started and thought of this. What have you done and not been proud of ?

One thing that springs to mind with me is that I was born rather too close to Selhurst Park but I didn't have a whole lot of say in that. Maybe macing my wife's ex was a bit extreme though.

What about you ?

 

[Bakesy]

I posted "FIXTURES" to one of Woodchip's jokes, even though i'd never seen it before and it hadn't been on here.




edit.........found it........http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65671&highlight=first+fixtures

 

[dougdeep]

I once drunk a pint of lager.

 

[Bakesy]

I once got drunk on a pint of lager.

You should have known better and stuck to your Harveys

 

[JJ McClure]

I once told a work co-worker that his girlfriend was a slag and only with him for his money. To be fair he took it quite well. She on the other hand gave me a hefty slap.

 

[bailey]

I posted "FIXTURES" to one of Woodchip's jokes, even though i'd never seen it before and it hadn't been on here.

No idea why that made me laugh so hard but it did....

 

[bailey]

Maybe macing my wife's ex was a bit extreme though.

You maced your wife's ex?!

That sounds like a story that needs telling.....

 

[Napper]

used my mates toothbrush as a toilet brush after we had a big row once.

 

[bhaexpress]

Re: Re: Things you've done and not been proud of.

You maced your wife's ex?!

That sounds like a story that needs telling.....

Nah, my tales of strange things in Jerry Springerville are too far fetched to be lieved, even though they're true. Funny thing, his girlfriend and I got on pretty well after that.

 

[dougdeep]

Maybe macing my wife's ex was a bit extreme though.

Blimey that must have hurt.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Once Went to a Pompey game when my match was postponed late and albion were playing away.

Still have nightmares about it.

Sent a work mate a valetine card from a girl he liked, as he had never had a girlfriend he was 32 - he still thinks that girl down the club fancies him.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I posted "FIXTURES" to one of Woodchip's jokes, even though i'd never seen it before and it hadn't been on here.

priceless

 

[bailey]

Re: Re: Re: Things you've done and not been proud of.

Nah, my tales of strange things in Jerry Springerville are too far fetched to be lieved, even though they're true. Funny thing, his girlfriend and I got on pretty well after that.

A man after my own heart, I have a simple philosophy in life - if it don't make for a good story then it ain't worth doing!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Told my ex I had a std when i didnt and it was best if she got checked out.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Thought Magoo was a good manager when actually he is shit.

 

[bailey]

Told my ex I had a std when i didnt and it was best if she got checked out.

Damn that's evil. What did she do to deserve that?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Cheat - the best part was she was in australia.

OWNED

 

[Rougvie]

Thought Magoo was a good manager when actually he is shit.

Many of us have been down that road.....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

she said she was 18

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Told my ex I had a std when i didnt and it was best if she got checked out.

You mean I got that AIDs test for nothing?