Things You Wish Your Girlfriend Said

[ShandyH]

I'll start since I'm pissed.

Release the Kraken!

 

[phoenix]

of course, I take it up the arse.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

This will be fun...... (gets out a pack of pringles)

 

[little al]

Is it ok if my friend joins in?

 

[beorhthelm]

of course we should buy a porsche rather than a new house.

 

[MORTY]

Your so much better than my husband

 

[Everest]

Feck off

 

[The Goon]

Is it ok if my friends joins in?

 

[scooter1]

of course we should buy a porsche rather than a new house.

Ha ha, a few years ago a mates wife agreed that he could buy a Porsche with the money they'd put by for a new kitchen. It was agreed that he could keep the car for 2 years, sell it and then pay for a new kitchen with the proceeds. He had the car 3 months before he blew up the engine. With repairs pretty much costing the value of the car they had to cover the repair cost on credit cards, sell the car and pay off the cards = no fancy car and no new kitchen..

 

[Taybha]

Ive never met Danny seagull honest

 

[Garage_Doors]

I'm bored, shall we shave my pussy ?

 

[El Presidente]

Who says I never swallow...

 

[Garage_Doors]

Wow darling, that was a fantastic fart , I would have been proud of that one !

 

[Chicken Run]

An open relationship, why not.

 

[Marshy]

Shall we put some porn on ?

 

[OzMike]

Don't panic.............the test was wrong!

 

[bhaexpress]

I've got my period.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I love the way you understand me.

 

[KneeOn]

I don't want any of that stuff you can't afford, this McDonalds is more romantic.

 

[wellquickwoody]

My sister swings both ways......so do I!