Things you stole as a kid

[Lady Whistledown]

The comic thread got me thinking- what did you nick, and from whom/where as a child?

Best stick to the ones you half-inched when you were under ten, thus avoiding any retrospective criminal liability issues



As per the other thread, aged about eight, I once paid for 20p worth of penny sweets at the local sweetshop, KNOWING there were 21 sweets in my bag.

The guilt haunted me for weeks afterwards.

Quick, somebody call Crimewatch...

 

[Tim]

I still do that...

 

[Professor P]

A copy of jazz mag 'Razzle'

Silly really because, as it proudly stated on the cover during the early 90's..."Its filthy, its naughty, its only £1.40!"

 

[British Bulldog]

It was allways easy to steal sweats from Woolworths, I remember we used to sing a song along the lines of "You can buy it or nick it at woollies" I'm sure it was along the lines of a tv advert they had going at the time?

 

[Mrs Coach]

Mr Coach's heart

 

[Goodfella]

Mr Coach's heart

Wow! you been together since you were kids?

 

[acrossthepond]

A tractor (we had to give it back though )

 

[Pablo]

a flapjack and i got caught!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

classmates virginity, believe she lives in croydon now....has a kid apparently

 

[Bob!]

I once stole half of one of my Dads Cigars.

I somehow thought he wouldn't notice half of one going missing.

 

[Frutos]

It was allways easy to steal sweats from Woolworths, I remember we used to sing a song along the lines of "You can buy it or nick it at woollies" I'm sure it was along the lines of a tv advert they had going at the time?

 

[Bakesy]

The comic thread got me thinking- what did you nick, and from whom/where as a child?

Best stick to the ones you half-inched when you were under ten, thus avoiding any retrospective criminal liability issues



As per the other thread, aged about eight, I once paid for 20p worth of penny sweets at the local sweetshop, KNOWING there were 21 sweets in my bag.

The guilt haunted me for weeks afterwards.

Quick, somebody call Crimewatch...

Are your figures down this month or something?

 

[Mr C]

I stole a blank exercise book from my junior school. Felt really guilty!

 

[British Bulldog]

 

[Les Biehn]

Never stole anything as a kid.

 

[British Bulldog]

Never stole anything as a kid.

Not even a look at a school girls knickers?

 

[Les Biehn]

Not even a look at a school girls knickers?

I'm a boob man, a cheeky glance through the unbuttoned gap in an ill-fitting school shirt worn by a large breasted 5th year girl was my main school time preoccupation. The unsolicited flash of curviture and lace used to cause quite a melvin.

 

[Stevie Boy]

nothing, i was perfect then, like i am now

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm a boob man, a cheeky glance through the unbuttoned gap in an ill-fitting school shirt worn by a large breasted 5th year girl was my main school time preoccupation. The unsolicited flash of curviture and lace used to cause quite a melvin.

Just thought, Edna was a couple of years above me at school. I wonder...

 

[Deleted User X18H]

the virginities of Julianne Marchant and Caroline Paul