Things you like, but arn't entirly sure why.

[MattBackHome]

McFly.

and Rape.

 

[junior]

FISTING

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Re: Scarlett Johansson ... she also has a man's voice. Which shouldn't be a good thing, but ... and Lisa Hunter from Hollyoaks, same deal. Puzzler.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Double cheese with all the salad (got to watch the figure)

I want a burger now ...

 

[Hungry Joe]

Homosexual necrophilia and Richie Morris.

(edited by HJ for being in extremely poor taste)

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

The feeling you get when you whack one off into the bosses cappucino.

 

[Yoda]

Shooting my load off in a girls pussy.

 

[Cian]

Right, back to (slightly?) less perversion...

Linkin Park

Everything in me says I should hate them, but I don't - I quite like them, and bought their first two albums...

 

[StevieV]

thank God the perversion ended.

Jose Mourinho

 

[watsongooal]

Soggy Biscuit with Boy Scouts

 

[desprateseagull]

getting vibreations from the engine, while riding on a bus.
- men (and women?) may understand!

seeing/hearing glasses or crockery being dropped, in a pub / restaureant etc- feel sorry for the peeps who have to clear
up though!

others, more obvious-

having a looong pee, after 'holding on' - long cardrive or
train ride home..

seeing queuing cars bunch up, to stop 'fast lane harry' trying to cut in at a bottleneck.
- not sure if this is part of the highway code, and i was never taught this, but seems to happen everywhere!

seeing someone get 'soda syphoned', after refusing to stop smoking, even if they were asked politely...

boy racers gunningthe engine in a souped up car, then stalling
at the lights. bonus points if there are passengers!

 

[tinx]

Getting spit roasted by two big black men

 

[caz99]

Getting spit roasted by two big black men

that was another of mine i was going to use

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Brighton & Hove Albion fans.

 

[Yorkie]

Nsc

 

[Eggman]

Vaseline & the Proclaimers

 

[caz99]

alfresco sex

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Caz talking dirty...

 

[Bluejuice]

You 'tards

 

[Simster]

Listening to my 18 month old daughter screech
WATFORD O
Doing a big poo
looney
ITV recently - well I quite like Corrie, Life Begins and Fat Friends