Things you know for a fact will be SHITE before you've even seen them...

[ShandyH]

The Fast And The Furious 5

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Jersey Shore

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

The Mechanic .... We all know what happens in the end so, why sit through another inferior version ?

For the younger audience I thought it was quite good but I hadn't seen the original..

 

[8ace]

I saw a trailer the other day for a new BBC sitcom that appears to be based on Carry on Cabby. Bound to be complete TOLIET.

Candy Cabs it's called:

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Alien vs Predator which I'm going to watch at work today.

Bet it's rubbish.

 

[chops]

The BBC 3 schedule.

 

[METALMICKY]

That remake of Reginald Perrin on BBC1 with Martin Clunes. What was the point? And for our next trick we will be "reimagining" Fawlty Towers and Porridge

 

[brakespear]

Coldplay.

And anything with James Nesbitt in.

 

[Brighton til I Die]

Bas Savage unless he's dancing

 

[tonymgc]

Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries. Anything to do with the current 'sexy vampire' phenomenon.

 

[perth seagull]

I haven't seen this movie and have no desire too, like the Wonder Woman TV series, it's a foregone conclusion that it's a terrible, sad joke of a show. It was a failure at the box office which validates this point.

 

[Easy 10]

Are all women "super heroes" shite ?

I think it deserves its own thread. I think they are you know.

 

[Falmer]

England in the World cup, England in frendlies, England in qualifiers, England in the European championships, England in testimonials, England in charity matches, England in penalty shoot-outs and Steve Claridge on the Football league show.

 

[jimhigham]

Almost every horror film. I'll exempt Theatre of Blood, which is more camp comedy classic than horror.

 

[Austrian Gull]

Watching Brazil in the World Cup.

Just because they were exciting once in the last 40 years (1982), commentators blather on about "Samba football", "the sort of skills you usually only see on the Copacabana" and "everyone's second favourite team". You might think this is purely an ITV thing but the commentators are exactly the same here. 90 minutes of your life later and Brazil have scraped an unjust 1-0 win over Angola or North Korea.

It's all complete bollocks. They're more often than not dull and cynical.

 

[bhaexpress]

Any Halifax advert, frankly they should have a government health warning as they are so sickening.

 

[NMH]

Watching Brazil in the World Cup.

Just because they were exciting once in the last 40 years (1982), commentators blather on about "Samba football", "the sort of skills you usually only see on the Copacabana" and "everyone's second favourite team". You might think this is purely an ITV thing but the commentators are exactly the same here. 90 minutes of your life later and Brazil have scraped an unjust 1-0 win over Angola or North Korea.

It's all complete bollocks. They're more often than not dull and cynical.

And we don't beat them either.

 

[The Spanish]

Candy Cabs it's called:

there was a firm in peacehaven that did that years ago.

 

[NMH]

Other people's beautiful missus or 'incredible' girlfriend.

Never are all that fantastic, but prove the saying "in the eye of the be(or beer)holder"

 

[Simster]

Watching Brazil in the World Cup.

Just because they were exciting once in the last 40 years (1982), commentators blather on about "Samba football", "the sort of skills you usually only see on the Copacabana" and "everyone's second favourite team". You might think this is purely an ITV thing but the commentators are exactly the same here. 90 minutes of your life later and Brazil have scraped an unjust 1-0 win over Angola or North Korea.

It's all complete bollocks. They're more often than not dull and cynical.

Whilst I agree that commentators simply cream themselves just because it is Brazil, it is a fact that they do normally get results. I'm not saying Brazil don't grind out 1-0 occasional wins against average countries, but there is equally every chance that they will slaughter such teams. 2010 was not a vintage year for them but look at their group results in recent times:

2006: 1-0 v Croatia, 2-0 v Australia, 4-1 v Japan
2002: 2-1 v Turkey, 4-0 v China, 5-2 v Costa Rica
1998: 2-1 v Scotland, 3-0 v Morocco, 1-2 v Norway
1994: 2-0 v Russia, 3-0 v Cameroon, 1-1 v Sweden

Not that much evidence of spawny 1-0 wins, IMO.